Big Time Rush

A completely un-entertaining show on Nickelodeon with characters that have no personality, dumb plot, and stupid humor.
Big Time Rush episode 2: School of Rocque:

Carlos: "It's like a vacation with singing... It's a SING-CATION!"
by critic94 April 24, 2010
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The greatest band in the history of the world.
Person one: Hey did you watch Big Time Rush last night?

Person two: Yeah it was amazing, I love their music too.
by iknoeyouknow April 05, 2011
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nickelodean's awnser to disneys high school musical

their first try was some crappy musical with that flat chested whoore victoria justice that nobady gave a crap about
now they are trying an actual tv series
it is horrendously unfunny, the acting is abomindable by all parties involved, and 3 of the 4 members of the band are clearly flamboyent homosexuals
if it wasnt 4 spongebob nickelodean would die

(worst and possibly gayest song ever, gayer than Samwell's "What What In the Butt")

sample from chorus

Chorus

Go on shake it up, what you gotta lose?

Gonna make your luck with the life you choose.

If you want it all, lay it on the line.

its the only life you got so you got to live it big time

every1 involed with this should be ashamed but i cant wait untill satrical comedies like south park and family guy flame this crapstorm
big time rush must be cancelled asap
by cobaltkiller1989 February 01, 2010
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Big Time Rush is about four best friends from Minnesota who get a record deal to make some demos in LA to become a famous singing band. They have high-hopes for this and keep their heads held high. They're all different. Kendall Knight, (Kendall Schmidt.) who is the leader, James Diamond, (James Maslow.) the one who was the one who really wanted to become famous and got them to the auditions and is a little conceited, Logan Mitchell, (Logan Henderson.) who is the smartest one and has the perfect teeth, and Carlos Garcia, (Carlos Pena Jr.) who is the goofy daredevil. These boys are honestly quite amazing boys who ARE NOT GAY and CAN SING. Mostly girls watch this show, but I know of a few boys who do too. I have TONS of friends who watch it!!! Even my 4 year old sister and my friend's 5 year old brother watch it! So how about we all stop criticizing this AMAZING show and just take the time to watch it? Because I'm sure if you actually sat down and watched an entire episode, you will become addicted.
Christina: Hey! Do you like Big Time Rush?
LaShawna: HECKS YEAH! Do you?
Christina: YES!! My favorite one is James!!! He's super SEXY!(:
LaShawna: My favorite is Logan! I used to like Justin Bieber, but ever since I started watching Big Time Rush, I stopped liking him!!!
Christina: Let's go ask Olivia and Fosia if they watch it and see who THEIR favorites are!!!
by ChristinaStrawberryJello March 14, 2011
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The pop band who write and sing their own music and have choreographed dance moves. They are highly under-rated because they don't sing about sex and doing drugs. The group consists of Kendall Schmidt, Logan Henderson, James Maslow and Carlos Pena - all amazingly talented and versatile individuals who are quite attractive and funny enough to make any young girl go week on her knees. The sad part of their stardom is that they are always overshadowed by the overrated One Direction.
Girl 1: Can you suggest some peppy pop band music?
Girl 2: Listen to Big Time Rush. They're hot on the charts and are very dancy enough to get you to your feet the next second.
Girl 1: Thanks, I'll sure check them out.
by MusicLover3 September 29, 2013
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Nickelodeon's attempt at creating a "Jonas"-like show, it's more watchable since the annoying Jonas Brothers aren't in it, but it's not as watchable as the older nick shows. It basically stars these 4 guys who aren't even related, and they're in a band.

I bet you ten bucks that off camera, they're fagots always having foursomes.

It's basically a piece of shit from Nick's ass that they want us to munch on, well WE'RE NOT!

Ironically, the creator also created Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide, an actually watchable show on Nick...
Uggh! This show fucking sucks so bad, I can't even write an example. Just watch Big Time Rush on Nick and suffer the consequences!
by therocker6 June 28, 2010
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One of Nickelodeons biggest shit shows on television. About 4 guys that form a band under a gay record company owner who has trouble staying in the closet. In the show, they instantly become a Hollywood band and since every one of their songs is about that, it's hard to forget. They're obviously singing songs that are written by people who might actually have a shot, but who are too ugly for Nickelodeon.
Did you hear the new song by Big Time Rush?

Yeah, it's the same as every other song they've ever done.

Oh, I kinda like it.

Then you have no life. Watch some Spongebob, at least it's not full of gay people.
by Shootthemonkey July 31, 2010
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