John: I have a big dick
Sara: shut the fuck up you stupid ass motherfucking bitch you're a slut with a shrimp ass dick
Sara: I have the biggest dick though
Have you ever seen a BBC? Well this is that but a lot smaller. Basically a white guy will say you wanna see my big dick, then pull it out. It turns out to be a 2 inched peewee
“Hey have you seen that guys big dick?” “Yeah, it’s not even there.”