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bibleslam

When a politician or celebrity uses quotes from the Bible to gain credibility and/or publicity. The word comes from a combination of the Bible and from a bastardization of "poetry slam." A poetry slam is a competition where "poets" drop random prose or bullshit in the guise of artistry to impress laymen and seem sophisticated. Politicians and celebrites are especially prone to the tendency to bullshit and therefore quote the Bible.
Joe: Dude did you see the presidential debate last night?!
Joey: Nope.
Joe: Aw, then you missed Mitt Romney bibleslam the shit out of Obama!
Joey. Now I am really upset that I missed that debate. Wait...What?
by Doe, John April 12, 2013
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biblot

Combination of the term bible and robot. Someone who is an extreme christian fundamentalist.
He does not have an open mind: he is just a biblot.
by Flint Mitchell December 9, 2004
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Biblosophobia

The abnormal dislike or fear of the bible. Symptoms of this phobia manifest, when faced with scriptural verses, as dilated pupils, increased heartbeat, extreme anger and may include psychosis which is usually accompanied by incoherent screaming about magical sky fairies.
Al-Ghazi: Read John 14:6
Richard Dorkins: ahafsjfkfhchgejfgd!!! Your book of magical fairies!!! Aaaargh!!!
Al-Ghazi: dude, you have a serious case of biblosophobia.
by Al-Ghazi November 17, 2014
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Biblorance

Biblorance.
Atheists who think that all religious people believe in creation, think all religious people shove their beliefs down atheists/anyones throats, think all religious people are terrorists. (thanks to 9/11)

Religion is very misunderstood nowadays, because of terrorists and bible bashers.

Bible & Ignorance
by user2242 October 6, 2012
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Biblistic

When you use the spiritual meaning of the Bible to navigate your way through the light
That pumba that attacked you obviously had a biblistic meaning
by Walldough December 14, 2018
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bibliosexual

1. Someone who is in love with fictional characters
2. Someone who is such a bookworm that they speak about books on a level of passion usually reserved for romance and sex.
1 Sophie is a bibliosexual, she's in love with Leo from Percy Jackson!
2. Sofia is such a bibliosexual! She spent two hours explaining in detail the plot of book 1 of Heroes of Olympus.
by dewmilk101 October 12, 2019
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biblothecaf

it is a library but it is only books that create black holes when you read them on the toilet when your doing a monster shit that breaks the entire continent in half like your dads bald egg head and there in arabic
sam: yoooooo bro i tried that new biblothecaf thing last night on the toilet..
extra terrestrial: ohhhh thats why the continent of europe split like your dads bald head , geez he looks like an egg
by search corrona virus wit space February 28, 2020
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