no brainer

could be used as in "definetly" or "of course"

Jim: Do you have to put your marshmallow in the fire?

Clark: Dude, it's a no brainer, as a rule of thumb campers should put their marshmallow in the fire.

by Nosseir April 23, 2007

David Blaine

the act of having sex doggie-style & pulling out (seemingly accidentally) @ which point you allow another male to take over, unknown to the recipient. At this point the first male sneaks out & reappears to the recipient, preferably by waving through a window from the outside.

Me & Nate pulled a David Blaine on Jennifer the other night. She totally freaked when she saw me waving through the window! It was awesome!

by azul_77_00 January 16, 2009

bottom!blaine

A canon aspect of Blaine Anderson (from glee)'s sexuality since circa episode 4x16, Feud, but popularized much earlier, thanks to the wonders of Blaine's ass and fanfiction. There are still debates around its canon-hood, probably because its almost too good to be true. We here at UrbanDictionary have patience and sympathy for that. They'll come around.

klainer 1: hey, do you think kurt ever tops blaine?

klainer 2: of course he does, bottom!blaine is canon! didn't you watch feud?

klainer 1: I did, but I thought it meant switch!blaine or versatile!bottom!blaine is canon?

klainer 2: oh honey, that "not really?!" had zero conviction. i betcha also thought we were supposed to believe kurt never picks out his clothes.

klainer 1: wait, so... you really think he wants the D?

klainer 2: he wants the D, and only the D.

by freelancewhales March 25, 2013

Blainers

A loving nickname for Blaine Anderson fangirls. Blaine Anderson is the sex on a stick and sings like a dream, bashful Dalton Academy Warbler who now goes to McKinley High. He is Kurt’s boyfriend. Fangirls who are in love with the out and proud gay Blaine are Blainers.

Could also be used when Blaine does something adorable, or cute, or sweet, or disgusting, or weird, and fangirls are so as;fkdjkl;;k, they can’t think of anything else to say.

Blainers are delusional but perfectly content Tumblr people who worships Blaine Anderson and his magnificent arms.

Blainer 1: Have you seen the photoset of Blaine’s arms after they sing ‘Tonight’? Askdlfj;skdjfl
Blainer 2: OH, BLAINERS.

by softspoon November 14, 2011

no brainer

A question with an obvious response.

Dude 1: Will you take the money?

Dude 2: Yes I will! It's a no brainer.

by nick_g August 16, 2011

snow-brainer

a no-brainer but in terms of winter-appropriate attire and overall winter safety in northern countries like Russia, Canada, Scandinavia and parts of New England, among others

wearing at least a coat and winter boots, and not just a mini-skirt, is simply a snow-brainer. all this to say to say yesterday i met a girl outside my fav Irish pub wearing nothing but a mini skirt and some tank top, talking on her phone. I asked her if she wasn't cold, and to get a coat, which was also a snow-brainer on my part.

by Uncle Dimma January 11, 2015

Basten Brained

When you have a mental short-circuit resulting in a snowball effect of increasingly delusional comments

Basten Brained victim: WTF I HAD MORE KILLS! WHY DIDN'T I WIN THIS FIGHT?
Anyone: That says nothing, you just made a bad play.
Basten Brained victim: YEAH YOU'RE TROLLING, YOU'RE RETARDED *leaves call*

by Bowiemtl August 31, 2021