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bezos binge fucked 

The disappointment one feels after binging a season of a great show on Amazon Prime only to learn that Jeff Bezos wants $8.99 and a subscription to some worthless add-on service before you can see season 2.
Dude, did you watch “The Bridge?”
Dude, I got hooked on season one but El Jeffe wanted $11.99 per episode for season 2…Bezos Binge Fucked, once again…I’ll watch Arctic Circle next…
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Bezos Pesos

The compensation for labor at Amazon, Whole Foods Market, etc.
I spent all of my Bezos Pesos on an overpriced lunch at Whole Foods Market. I even used my employee discount : (
Bezos Pesos by courseassistant February 3, 2022

Bezos Second 

The amount of money Jeff Bezos makes in a second
Guy 1:Yooooo how much that new whip cost you?
Guy 2: This shit cost me a whole Bezos Second!!
Bezos Second by sebas15243 February 20, 2019
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
CEO, entrepreneur
Born in 1964
Jeffrey
Jeffrey Bezos
Come on, Jeffrey, you can do it
Pave the way, put your back into it
Tell us why, show us how
Look at where you came from, look at you now
Zuckerberg and Gates and Buffet
Amateurs, can fucking suck it
Fuck their wives, drink their blood
Come on, Jeff, get 'em!
Aaaah!

Bezos Bucks 

A derogatory term used for wage slaves.
"Dude I work forty hours a week this job is so hard."
"Shut up and get your Bezos Bucks whitey!"
Bezos Bucks by NotSevyn January 11, 2022

Bezos or to Bezod 

Become affluent in material gain specifically through a divorce.
Bezos or to Bezod is defined as: Marry Bezod jack or Bob Bezod Sarah. Example 2 = Hey, have you met Stephanie? No? Well she is Bezos. Example 3 = Bob was poor yesterday, but today he is Bezos.
Bezos or to Bezod by Mangol11 October 22, 2020

Bezos' Syndrome 

A condition where an employer tricks you into loving your job or just feeling good for working where you work, either because the pay is good, your workplace looks nice or just because it's a well known company, despite it being shit and basically slavery.
- What do you do for a living?
- I work for Amazon as a customer service operator! I get to put my shirt on, work in a fancy building, use my keycard... I know that I work for 10 hours a day and I'm yelled at by Karens on the phone all day, but the pay is good and we even have PS5's in our break room...
- Oh brother, another pussy suffering from Bezos' Syndrome.