Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009

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beeruise

mysterious, unexplained bruises you discover on your body after a heavy night of drinking beer or other forms of alcohol

"man, i got really drunk last nite. check out this beeruise i got on my leg..."

by turkeyfunk December 18, 2008

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face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008

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sexercise

To have very energetic sex, causing sore muscles the next day as if you have run a marathon.

Wow, my abs are feeling sore! Must have been all that sexercise last night.

by blankford November 14, 2007

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exercise

Doing shit in the gym.

The monkey was doing exercise in her cage.

by monkey island September 29, 2003

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Exercise

The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.

Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken!

Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly.

Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out.

by PTRS Noob January 15, 2010

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