bertieville

An environment where people are kept in employment, even though they are clearly incompetent and/or corrupt.

After Bertie Ahern an infamous and long standing Irish Prime Minister or Teascoich

"It's real a bertieville these days"
"It's a real bertie-ville out there"

by evildude-ie October 27, 2008

Bertie Bentley

A machine, a weapon, cannot be destroyed

John " fuck is that Bertie Bentley"
Sam " jesus christ, holy shit, get down before he decapitates us with his massive biceps

by Everynameistakenwtf November 10, 2019

bertisexual

bertisexual is when you are attracted to somebody who is defined as berti but his real name is not berti. infact we are all in love with berti even berti himself, therefore we are all bertisexual

hi
hi
i'm bertisexual
omg samee

by bertiseksualja October 7, 2021

Bertie

The guy that didn't do his homework in school

That guys in detention. He's probably a Bertie.

by Buddster SMT January 29, 2020

Naughty Bertie

An incredibly naughty person who does naughty things to naughty people. Their name is Bertie

Whoa look its Naughty Bertie

by Alex123456789heyho October 17, 2012

bertie

A derogaratory name for a homosexual/s usually linked to actors.

Reputed by John Sessions on an episode of QI to have come from a conversation he had with either Alec Guinness or Laurence Olivier?? with regards to a theatre company he had either worked with or was advising him (JS) to avoid.

(1) I've been offered the role of Hamlet at Sadlers wells

(2) Who with?

(1) the SDT

(2) oh they're an absolute fleet of bertie's

by ebuygum April 22, 2009

bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007