bertha 

a big hefty whacking stick wrapped in barb wire, commonly used by child {poggerers} in Bean

Bradley should have used Bertha when he got jumped in Bean

bertha by AsHoK February 12, 2004

bertha 

Bertha is an ugly but iconic male. He tends to be a little dumb but he will get there one day. He generally has diabetes and pedophilia. But overall he is a stanky fish.

Bertha is ugly

bertha by xobeautifulbabexo December 3, 2019

Bertha 

A woman or girl with large hips, good for childberthing

I dated the girl because she was a Bertha.

Bertha by Bob Le Builder December 19, 2019

Bertha 

Bertha is a red headed, shes nice and always tryinh to make somebody laugh even when its not funny. When she laugh she turn into a tomato because she gets so red, alot of people are worried about her 24/7, her friends love her so much and she a good friend sometimes when she not annoying me .

Why Bertha so FUCKING annoying but i love her i guess.

Bertha by wc sbh equpijvn [vqi;etbu January 16, 2020

Bertha 

The big fire truck on Call Of Duty Warzone.

“Let’s use Bertha to get to zone.”

Bertha by IWICKEDSKENGMAN April 23, 2020

Bertha 

Bertha, a rare name with such an meaningful behind it. She’s charismatic, hot, beautiful, charming, smart, cute and so special. Sadly she’s not being treated the way she deserves, but people who love her receive a loyal and strong friend; Bertha. Bertha is a type of person who’s not that popular, but not that unknown at the same time, people look at her and get jelous of her warm aura - some are scared of it because it’s so strong that they fear perfection. She has beautiful eyes, and a beautiful smile. Lets not forget the well shaped body, an angel - or a cute butterfly! Her voice is beautiful and very soothing which leads to Berthas going to attend a job like an a CEO or comedy guy. Ultimately we all can agree that if you have a Bertha as a friend: put worth on that person! She’s amazing, trustworthy and a perfect friend.

Omg! Is that Bertha…she looks so good today! (Don’t tell her!)

Bertha by BeeHive99900 November 21, 2021

Bertha Slap 

The act of a larger women slapping your dick with her tits

damn dude i heard you got bertha slapped yesterday

Bertha Slap by Yeahhhh Biiiidddddd November 21, 2010