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Bergen County 

More like bitch-ass county. Everyone there, especially the ones living north of Cliffside Park and Fairview, are a collective hive mind of classist, prejudiced losers who are too afraid of living life, and forming connections with people who are actually cool. Everyone there’s a bunch of bitches. Men and women. Upper Bergen county got high school kids tagging swastikas in school bathrooms. Every single white woman in Bergen county won’t tell you why they won’t date you, they just wanna see you act up just to come up with a reason why because they love judging someone by their appearance. The ethnic people in Bergen county only wanna date white people. I got rejected by a Latina for because I’m not a white guy that looks like Ryan gosling. Bergen county citizens will try their best to get a rise out of you just to come up with a reason why they won’t associate with you. If you want to be part of a great community where people care about you, go to Hudson county or New York City.
Bergen County?! More like BITCH-ASS COUNTY
Bergen County by Bolts the Snowman February 10, 2024

Bergen County Bombers 

A group of longboard enthusiasts located in Bergen County, NJ and face group user group by the same name.
Hey did you see Bergen County Bombers' fan club page on facebook? They are hosting a longboard downhill event in Bergen County New Jersey? Schralpit!

Bergen County Moms Group 

A place where a a whole group of trashy moms join that assume the other moms are doctors. They sell things for cheap and complain and take their kids to the ER and Urgent Care A LOT
This stupid mom on the Bergen County Moms Group is taking their kid to the ER with a 99 degree fever like is she STUPID

Bergen County Shuffle

When a New Jersey brewery comes out with a new beer release and people from North Jersey don't get said beer and they shit talk the beer trying to drop the secondary market on the price this act is called The Bergen County Shuffle. also see Jelly Fomo
Those guys from North Jersey pulled a Bergen County Shuffle on those Antead bottles again.
Bergen County Shuffle by ABVWhore September 18, 2019

Bergen County Bombers 

A group of longboard enthusiasts located in Bergen County, NJ and face group user group by the same name.
Hey did you see Bergen County Bombers' fan club page on facebook? They are hosting a longboard downhill event in Bergen County New Jersey? Schralpit!

Bergen County Jail

A county jail located in Hackensack, Bergen County, New Jersey. This is where criminals go when they're caught doing illegal things in Bergen County, New Jersey.
*Officer 1: Would you like to come to Panera with me?
*Officer 2: Sorry, I can't. I have to transport this asshole to Bergen County Jail.
Bergen County Jail by NHRHS2010 January 22, 2011