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Benga

A word to proclaim when attempting something life threatening or Dangerous.
You run fast Extro?

Fast enough
BENGA!!!
by YungBigKid June 4, 2021
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Las Begas

We are all going to "Las Begas" to watch the Manny Pacquiao fight.
by Extra Mayo January 22, 2013
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Bengal Regiment

The most elite collection of students from Lakewood High School in Colorado. They are nothing less than amazing, and have some of the best techs, and will continue to have a bad ass name for their marching band for years to come.

HEART//PRIDE
God - "Ladies and Gentlemen, joining us from Lakewood, Colorado, please welcome the Lakewood High School Bengal Regiment"

Crowd - *insert sounds of joy and cheering and such*
by Threwitontheground December 6, 2011
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Home Bargains

An iconic British discount store chain founded in 1976 by Tom Morris in Liverpool, England. Here you will find a flock of single mums spending the last of their benefits check on dino nuggets and oven chips.
Top Brands. Bottom Prices.
Person 1: Oi where you going
Person 2: Home Bargains
Person 1: Get me a stella will ya
by councilestatebaddie March 29, 2022
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Belgacom

Belgacom is one of the branches of the Belgian government. It collects taxes disguised as telecom services without providing said services.

The common misconception that Belgacom actually provides telecom services probably stems from the name (in which -com is actually short for "complete wankers"), their enormous headquarters in northern Brussels, and their invoices listing calls you never made and mysterious services you never received.

If you beg for long enough, Belcacom might actually connect you to the internet. Please note however that possessing a working internet connection is a criminal offense in Belgium and you will be fined accordingly.

Belgacom, embodying both Belgian political culture and customer service, has spawned a multitude of common expressions.
"He's in a Belgacoma" - All brain activity has ceased.

"That guy is Belgacompetent" - He can't tell his ass from his elbow.

"I went Belgacom on his ass" - I told him to fuck off and die.

Belgacum: an ejaculation caused by raping a customer.

Belgacomedy: conversation with a retarded person.

Belgacomfort: not being a Belgacom customer.

Belgacommerce: making a 500-million-euro yearly profit by selling nothing and doing nothing.

Belgacomplacency: turning a blind eye to openly criminal activities.

Belgacomplaint: a complaint thrown in the bin without reading.

Belgacompound: giant headquarters built with money stolen from the masses.

Belgacomputer: a computer with no internet connection.

Belgacomrade: a graduate of Joseph Stalin's School of Customer Service.
by Vieux Polack November 3, 2011
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humble beggar

someone who gets on your nerves easily. not annoying enough to just be called a beggar but has your back when you need them.
"james didn't reply to my snapchat..."

"what a humble beggar!"
by mystery_gal February 4, 2017
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bedgasm

A feeling of complete and utter euphoria which peaks when climbing into bed at the end of an 18-hour workday, a long road trip or hours of extremely strenuous physical activity. Under perfect conditions, the physical release has been likened to that of an intense sexual experience.
It was a three hour drive in the middle of the night, I could barely stay awake. When I got home, I climbed under the covers and had a ten-minute bedgasm.
by tagz December 9, 2008
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