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Paddle faster, I hear banjos!

A common exclamation when in or around hillbilly infested areas. Doesn't necessarily need to be used when in a canoe; merely a warning to the other non-hillbillies in the vicinity.
It was a bright and sunny day when my father and I decided to go fishing down by the ol' waterhole. I remember that the seagulls looked like delicate little clouds, fluttering in the breeze. We made our way to our canoe and rowed out, fishing rods in hand and a song in our hearts. As we made our way down to the waterhole, we became aware of an eerie silence. The trees around us swayed to a halt. Then, quietly at first but raising in intensity, we heard the twang of a banjo. My father turned to me, his face colorless as he said "Paddle faster, I hear banjos!"
by Survival Guide May 12, 2010
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Banjo-Tooie

Sequel to Rare's popular N64 game Banjo-Kazooie. Banjo and Kazooie are back to stop Gruntilda a second time.
It only had a limited shelf life as it was one of the last games made for the N64. It’s hard to get hold of but an excellent game nonetheless.
Banjo-Tooie for the Nintendo 64.
by Arkatos July 3, 2004
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Benj'd

A severe state of inebriation, usually caused by consumption of a drink with a high alcoholic content (E.g. Vodka), but is not exclusive to any one intoxicant.

When an individual reaches the state of "being benj'd" they are typically blissfully unaware of their surroundings and find it very difficult, if not impossible, to focus on any one thing.

Physical signs of being benj'd can be similar to being drunk. However, squinted eyes, a slouched stance, incoherent speech and a constant forward momentum are typical.

It is common for a person to deny their entry into this state of inebriation, but it will be obvious to anyone who comes into contact with the individual.
"Dude, you were so benj'd you tried to smoke a pack of filters last night."

"Man, that guy is so benj'd he ate all the floor pizza"
by 0010100 March 9, 2010
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Destination: Benford

A ROBLOX railway game based on British railways. It's quite good and realistic, but not as popular as GCR or SCR.
Ben: What have you been playing this weekend, if any?
Tom: I've found this nice gem of a game, Destination: Benford. Quite nice, it should be on the front page!
by Carl Plandog November 29, 2020
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Bacon Banjo

A Bacon and fried Egg sandwich with a very runny yoke.
As you bite into the delicious hot Bacon Banjo and the runny egg bursts sending a jet of yolk shooting out of the sandwich and down the front of your clean shirt/jumper.

As an instant panic reaction you move your left hand (which is holding the leaking sandwich) out to your left holding it around shoulder height. With your spare right hand you dab franticly at the yoke running down your top trying to remove the egg before it stains.

This stance mirrors that of a banjo player strumming away.

It is possible to have virtually any kind of Banjo such as sausage, mushroom, spam and not least bacon as long as the egg is present and extremely runny.
by Superjustin March 17, 2009
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banjo kazooie

the greatest game created for any system ever made i dont care what you say its better tha halo, COD megaman mario agmes ANYTHING
by lord woo woo fak fak October 16, 2008
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Flesh Banjo

When a guy masturbates with one hand while tickling his balls and ass with the other hand, making himself look like a hillbilly playing the banjo!
What's junior doin' over there, did he join a band? No, he's just playin' the flesh banjo again!!
by MILF Tittts April 13, 2014
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