A charasmatic scholar. You may see him sporting DKNY prescription glasses or fondling a supermodel named Lena on the streets of Puk Town.
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Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.
Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Despite the non-existence of tuition fees at St. Benildus, the school succeeds in producing students of the highest caliber who often further their studies at prestigious educational institutions such as Trinity College Dublin and University College Dublin.
Famous alumni include: Albert Einstein, Mick Jagger, George Clooney and James Joyce.
Boy: Dad, when I grow up I want to be a rocket scientist, an author and a solicitor.
Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
Father: Don't worry son, that's why were going to send you to St. Benildus College.
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Get the St. Benildus College mug.'Bennelong' is a term used to describe people who wander off when they are drunk only to be seen later on in the evening at their house, having wandered round in a drunken stupor during the intervening time. They are so named because Aboriginal Australians, who have no cultural concept of time, will go on walkabout. One of the most famous Aboriginal Australians was Bennelong whom Governor Phillip befriended in 1789, after whom Bennelong Point, now the site of the Sydney Opera House, is named. This resulted in his name being used to describe this drunken practice.
-"Where's Barry gone to now?"
-"Oh I expect he's gone Bennelong. I'm sure he will make it home safely."
-"Oh I expect he's gone Bennelong. I'm sure he will make it home safely."
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this species in particular survives on the following: super noodles, turkey dinosaurs, cheap chips, heinz beans, mcdonalds chicken nuggets, kfc. they also think this it the absolute peak of gourmet cheffery.
finally, the best part about benfield is theres at least 6 pedophile teachers
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