Floyd Baeweather

Similar to the boxer Floyd Mayweather, Floyd Baeweather will knock you on your ass with the feels in realization that you don't have a bae. Especially around the holidays. Who will keep you warm on the cold winter nights? Not your bae, because you don't have one.

Herbert: Hey man, what's up with Chuck lately?

Joel: He's been knocked on his ass by Floyd Baeweather. That poor, lonely bastard.

by SavvyDStick December 31, 2014

Nolife Breather

A dumb person that breathes our atmosphere and actually has no life whatsoever, who goes out to eat, shop or etc. at any business that is about to close within seconds, and expects to be waited on while they take their precious time.

Let's close the door now, before another Nolife Breather comes in.

by VaderTron October 2, 2018

Beneath the Sky

a melodic death metal band that actually leaves your ears bleeding

friend:duuude did you listen that song i sent you by Beneath the Sky?

you: yeah it left my ears bleeding!

by poppystewis February 23, 2009

Tuna breather

A tuna breather is typically a white rat like canine, that has been alive for far too long. Battered and old, this creature has unbearably stanky breath like that of spoiled tuna. These creatures always happen to be spewing their moist coochie breath right into your nostrils. Common characteristics of the tuna breather may include yellowing snaggle teeth, milky dried out eyeballs and discolored fur as a result of an ongoing yeast infection, not to mention a constant smattering of fecal matter upon its anus. Surprisingly, this creature is beloved by its family and treated like a spoiled child, despite its distasteful appearance and mannerisms. Practice caution when coming in contact with a tuna breather.

Lila: I am just so excited for you to meet my dog “Cherry”, she is just the sweetest little thing!
Mary: OMG I love all dogs, I can’t wait!
*lila opens the door to her house*
*Mary is overwhelmed by the smell of fish that wafts from betwixt the tuna breathers jaw, as it lunges to lick her face*

by Shrimp16 August 25, 2020

Breathers

Name given to group of University boys in New Zealand who smash caps, darts, billy mavs, dnb and AC's

"grog at ours, bring all the breathers"

"Breathers assemble"

by taking grandads tabs June 1, 2019

fog breather

See limey, a derogatory term for someone around England, or somewhere else in Europe that rarely recieves sun.

I hate the damn fog breathers, with their tea and attitude.

by Shin Akuma November 3, 2003

mouth breather

A stupid person who breathes through their mouth, like P Diddy.

P Diddy is a mouth breather

by ===0) December 29, 2004