beluga whale nuts

crazy mofo, you doesnt have big nuts

why you gotta be beluga whale nuts in this conversation

by JENCYISAMOFO March 15, 2017

Beluga Whaling

To sneak onto the TTC (Toronto Transit Commission) without paying. Originated from the song 'Baby Buluga' by Raffi as the extended jam (I know you've heard that one) contains a reference to stealing a ride.

"Baby Beluga in the deep blue see,
He snuck on to the TTC for free"
- Raffi (1980)

Recently the definition has been expanded to include stealing anything under $3.25 (the cash fare to ride the TTC).

Adam: Ugh. I don't have any change for the TTC. I guess I'll have Beluga Whaling it today. (Original meaning)

Adam: I don't have a pen. I guess I'll have to go Beluga Whale one from Stacy in accounting (new modified meaning)

by Swippy C January 15, 2018

Beluga Whale

A poker card

Jimmy put down a beluga whale.

by yourlocalcockroach April 24, 2023

beluga whale dick

Beluga whale dick is phrase used in a rare and extremely satisfying situation. Something that is unexpected and almost unheard of previously.

Any president Trump rally is an absolute beluga whale dick!

by Dogdicker November 1, 2021

beluga whale moment

a massive rare weird moment where you guys stand in silence because beluga whales are rare

Joe: did you know i jacked off while shitting
us: stares in silence
me: thats such a beluga whale moment

by mizaodaz September 11, 2022

Beluga Whale

Also the name for Ryan Joseph Young. These huge body’s only eat certain food and whether it’s good for them or not they will still eat it due to their huge stomach capacity. If the male creatures eat too much they can get this very rare condition called “man with tits”. Don’t get yourself fooled, if you see one of these you better call for help because it’s very very rare to see this.

“Holy fuck! I didn’t know beluga whales eat big macs!”

Kid- “look mom! that beluga whale has HUGE tits!”

Mom- “no son.. That’s just spydee”

by billy fuc March 29, 2020

beluga whale feet

When you go on holiday to a hot country and drink too much booze your feet swell up like a beluga whale.

Bloody hell, it’s hot today... Look at my beluga whale feet.

by DanSatch June 22, 2019