Belgium

A loathsome chocolate gulag with no objective reason to exist

Welcome to Belgium, home of chocolate and... more chocolate?

by AmazingAmy159 December 16, 2018

belgium tuck

To hide an erection by tucking it in between the waste band of your underpants and your body.

"I have a huge boner! I better belgium tuck it!"

by Wigger Walker April 1, 2010

Belgium Mile

A belgium yard involving 3 or more recipients.

Joe put his tip in ron's ass, ron put his tip in steve's ass, and I licked em all. We call it a Belgium Mile.

by c-c-cold_c-c-carl May 12, 2015

Belgiuming

The act of waking up and falling asleep over and over again as if to create a loop of consciousness and unconsciousness.

My friend was explaining this complicated plot to a webtoon and I was trying to listen and follow along, but since my stupid ass decided not to get out of bed I was Belgiuming the whole time.

by Beefeth June 11, 2021

Sloppy Belgium

A Sloppy Belgium is when a man, who is totally horny but hungry at the same time, ejaculates a grip of cum on his waffle and then eats it thereby satisfying both his needs.

Alex: "Hey Derek, come cum on my waffle and eat it off my ass.."

Derek: "You want a sloppy belgium now?!"

by Acetaminophenforlife November 3, 2010

belgium

A small country in Europe located between France, Germany and Netherlands. World famous for Belgian chocolate, waffles, great beer, DJs and ridiculously hot chicks.

Yo homes, let's go euro hopping. First stop? BELGIUM, mo'focka!!

by doss_bruan January 13, 2006

belgium

Land of the "french" fries

"MMmm that yummy belgian fries"

by areyoucopsorwhat August 24, 2003