Houston Bell Ringer

The art of taking a shit in your hand, and then proceeding to whack around someone's penis with it.

Guy 1: Hey, did you get that blowjob last night?
Guy 2: No, all I got was a Houston Bell Ringer.

by Bellringer69 April 20, 2016

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Afghani bell ringer

When you have a long shit and it slowly slides across your taint and balls before diving in the water.

I just took a huge afghani bell ringer on the toilet.

by Nut N run September 1, 2017

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One who masturbates incessantly and with a passion. The term originated from the infamous video, shown live on ESPN, of a Texas Tech freshman ringing the team's bell during a game. Unfortunate camera angles made it look as if he was behind the bell jacking off furiously.

Dude, my coworker, Mr. Rasmussen, lives by himself. I bet he's a Texas Tech Bellringer.

by Mr. H December 27, 2007

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Surprise Bellringer

While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.

Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.

by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018

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Dapto Bellringer

A member of an exclusive gambling club who meet on-line each Thursday and feed their gambling and alcohol addiction whilst answering awesome trivia questions.

Hey Scotty, how do I become a Dapto Bellringer?

Strewth mate - just get yourself down to Dapto Dogs on a Thursday - Oatsy and Matches will sort you out.

by MaccieG April 14, 2021

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