beethoven

A deaf 18th century composer who "heard" notes in their head by feeling the vibrations from the piano. Rivals even the "great" Mozart, and ushered in a new era of classical music called romanticism. Popular works that are remixed now include: 5th Symphony, Moonlight Sonata, and Fur Elise.

Beethoven wrote the Moonlight Sonata on the piano for a female student that he loved dearly.

by Oliver Brody January 19, 2005

beethoven

The greatest piano player in the universe. Can/Could play the piano faster than you could say the word piano.

Also he has awesome songs, Moonlight Sonata and Beethoven 9th. His songs often get remixed, which are pretty awesome too.

Person 1: LLZOZL!!! IM AS GOOD AS BEETHOVEN AHAHAH!!
Person 2: Er, no you are not...
Beethoven: LOL, IM BEETHOVEN AND I SAY I WIN, *plays piano at 600 MPH* sorry what?

by Cloud December 13, 2004

beethoven

The best composer this world has ever seen, or will ever see again, save for Mozart.

It doesn't get much better than Beethoven's 9th.

by Vyryn May 26, 2004

The Beethoven

When a male is being ridden by a female and the male cums first. The female gets so angry that she pins the male down and shakes the semen out of her vagina onto the males chest. It is named so because it looks like a St. Bernard is slobbering all over the males chest when it happens.

Andy: So how did it go last night man?
Billy: Not so good, I came first and she gave me The Beethoven

by Southbound Soul May 31, 2014

beethoven

When cumming in a girl's ear while she's sleeping and it hardens, and she wakes up and she thinks she's deaf.

I totally beethovened this girl after she passed out last night.

by the_grimace December 10, 2006

beethoven

Most importantly, he was an emo boy. Secondly, he wrote many a badass work, being a BAMF most of his life and all. His emo-boy-est work is the "Moonlight" sonata.

Dude, Arthur's being an emo boy again and playing Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata for his fine, bisexual girlfriend.

by JeffreyJCook November 8, 2007

Beethovens

noun, plural; slices of bread with meat gravy on them.

terry- hey, look at those slices of bread with meat gravy on them.
jerry- oh yeah, they're called beethovens my friend.

by stephen q September 6, 2009