Beemis

A fat hulking black woman with an afro

That ho is a fat Beemis

by Jim Bow November 3, 2004

beermosa

A breakfast drink made by mixing beer (best is lager, like Corona or Beck's) and grapefruit juice.

Dude we had breakfast alert over at Louis' diner we ordered beer, grapefruit juice, and an extra glass to mix the beermosas.

by Francois R. December 28, 2005

beermile

The strange distance that can either be extremely long or very short!!!! Usually due to excessive drinking of beer, the beermile can seem very short and the walker gets home faster than expected, most probably to do with memory loss or the beer monster. It can on the other hand seem extremely long, most definatley due to zigzag walking, stumbling, letching on females, getting in fights, stopping to throw up, stopping at another pub or falling asleep on the curb for half the nite!!!!!! a strange phenomenon it must be said!!!!

#1. Jesus man u were extremely drunk last nite!!!!!

#2. yer tell me bout it, the walk home seemed about 5 beermiles!!!

#1. Ooooof!! short or long ones??

#2. Long ones!!!!:(

#1. Bummer, u fancy a beer mate???

#2. damn rite!!:D

by legsofkentdale November 16, 2006

beefmissile

A meat product whose shape resembles a long, generally cylindrical object whos head mushrooms out into an aerodynamic pinnacle.

John: wanna have some beefmissile for dinner?
Mary: what? no.
John: wanna just see it?
Mary: no.
John: it tastes like chocolate and money
Mary: mmmmmphfhf im telling all my friends about this.

by yourrealname1234561123 October 25, 2009

beerista

The slightly slutty young lady that works it behind the malted beverage bar.

I was standing at the bar trying to get a cold one but the beerista was busy flirting with the guy who delivers the kegs.

by perkussive June 16, 2010

Beermosa

Beer for breakfast.

You want a little beermosa with your steak and eggs.

by Chief Fowler August 20, 2008

Beermiles

The loyalty points gained by not going drinking, when e.g. working weekends, visiting partner's family or driving a bus full of schoolkids

Pete: I've been working every weekend for the last two months - am going nuts not having had a beer

Joe: Wow you'll have collected enough beermiles for a one way ticket to Berserkistan

by IanZDaws June 25, 2012