beer goggles

An affliction that affects many 18-24 males after drinking beer, but also other types of alcohol. The final effect is bringing home a girl that is so ugly in the morning you have no choice but to throw her out the window to avoid the shame of having your roommates see her in the morning.
dude, i had really thick beer goggles on last night.
by PK811 August 06, 2006
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beer goggles

An accessory men often wear when attending certain social functions, such as weddings, nightclubs, cruiseship discotechs and other vacation spots.

While beer goggles are great fun to wear at parties, men usually make the mistake of taking them off in the morning after waking up with the previous nights' score.
Does anyone really need an example?!?
by I don't like crunk August 29, 2004
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A less than stellar looking guy/girl who gets better looking the closer it is to the bar closing time.
Did you see that ugly bitch Keith brought home from the bar last night, I think he must have been wearing beer goggles.
by GM1 Stingray April 01, 2020
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the process of flocking to "the ugly bitchs" after downing a case. But the ugly bitchs appear quite attractive to the untrained eye/beer goggles. Except you wake up the next morning with a massive headache in the bushs or on a friends futon with the fat ugly bitch.
"alec why the fuck are you naked in the bushs with rachel that, fat ugly bitch? take off your damn beer goggles!"
"she's hott man its ok....its ok just leave me alone."
by Polhamus January 03, 2006
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entirely too drunk and think some one is way hotter then they are.
bro: dude she was so hot!

bro2: you had the worst beer goggles on
by mad dog 22 June 13, 2011
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one of the best inventions ever. they help ugly people get layd. however, it is not the ugly one who wears them. the ugly must wish that someone is dumb enough to put them on.
'see that fine young broad down there?'
'take off your fucking beergoggles and see if you'll say the same thing tomorra'
by emohammers December 11, 2003
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When a man embarks on a mission consuming excessive quantities of alcohol, the average woman can transform into a vision of beauty; a classic case of beer goggles.
A high-lariously game I found illustrates beer goggles perfectly. You can download it for free at texasnights.net for hours of entertainment to spice up your nightlife.
by John Hooper February 17, 2008
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