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Bedminster NJ

Bedminster New Jersey is home to some of the richest people in America such as Forbes, Woody Johnson, Jacqueline Mars and Delorean. Lamington road and Larger Cross are where the cream of the crop live, not in the shitty ass Hills. In Bedminster you can find a lot of horses, big ass estates, and your typical bros from Delbarton, Gunnery, The Hill School, Lawrenceville and any other 50k private high school you can think of.

Places to eat are willies tavern they got some dank shit, as well as bedminster pizza (legit best pizza ever ask trump) trattoria Mediterranean (expensive italian restaurant where all the rich ass local mobsters eat) and salad creations where u can make ur own dank salad. O and almost forgot shitty Pizza Brothers where all the Spaniards work and deliver the pizza in a hummer, who the fuck drives a hummer now a days, o wait, shitty ass pizza brothers!

Bedminster is also known for the famous "Hunt" with Far-Hills (Far hills is part of bedminster Township). the hunt is the biggest Steeple Chase race in the country, however no one gives a shit about the horses, they just care about drinking from 9 in the morning till god knows when the hunts over. At the hunt you can drink from kegs at every other spot, as well as see sloppy hoes fighting in the mud, and bro's displaying bro love. The hunt is really the biggest shit show of the year and is bedminsters claim to fame.
by Dan Danlar November 6, 2009
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Bidumpkin

1)(v) the act of getting oral sex while being clensed upon a bidet.

2) (n) a pumpkin with a big ass.

3) (n) an ass that looks like a pumpkin. (I.E size, shape, and/or color)
(1) Turetzky received a bidumpkin, first from Ed, then from Brad Turetzky....they're not even French!

(2) My oh my, it ain't even Halloween, but I'm seein' Bidumpkins all up in this piece!

(3) Bright orange with distinct vertical outlines, this ass gives off the distinct aura of a bidumpkin.
by Fanny Zwed July 11, 2004
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bedunkt

Having a "whitey" in Amsterdam after consuming to many ilict substances- to the extent that you nearly, or do pass out.
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Bedmanship

The art and aesthetic of how a person performs in bed, sexually. Also, a person's style or manner of their sexual techniques, or how well that person can "bed".
Guy 1: So Anna said I was good in bed the other day.
Guy 2: Oh yeah, she made a comment about your bedmanship?
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Bedmanship

The art of having a well made patient bed in an ER, ICU or Hospital setting. This helps to facilitate patient positioning during portable radiologic exams. These exams require a plate to be placed between the patient and the bedding behind them and is made easier by proper bedmanship.
The RN had great bedmanship, the patient had a clean fitted sheet with 2 overlapping chucks positioned underneath them from the top of the shoulder extending below the pelvis.

The RN has bad bedmanship, the sheet was soaking wet and coming off the bed. The patient was stuck to the mattress with no chuck to prevent chaffing or bruising.
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badum tish

that sound after someone makes a corny joke
two drum sounds and a cymbal
Why'd the cookie go the hospital?
Because he was feeling crumby!

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by walrus42 February 22, 2009
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