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below par

Substandard, not acceptable.

If you really think about it, this saying is backwards. In golf, to be below par is good, however in this saying below par means bad. What a crazy world we live in...
Teacher: Your report was well below par, which is why it received an F.
Smart golfer: If it was below par, then why did I get an F? That sounds pretty silly to me.
by b-razzle September 26, 2006
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Fire Down Below

A descriptive meaning horny, hot and bothered, ready to go (sex). The term comes from the warmth given off by female (and male) genitailia when they are in a heightened state of sexual arousal.
"How was your date?"

"Awesome, dude! She had the fire down below, so we didn't stay long at the bar!"
by -E1 August 10, 2008
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Bedowar

Somebody who spends their lives online way too much. Abbreviation of Bedroom Warrior. Also see kram.
Tony ain't coming out tonight, that kid's such a bedowar.
by Harry Stotle January 16, 2008
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Buckhorn Bellow

Screaming your own name as loudly as possible rather than your partner's (or anyone else's) at the height of a primal orgasm for the purpose of both perplexing them and congratulating yourself for a job well done.
Sally: "You won't believe what Dave yelled out while we were having sex last night."
Jane: "Oh no...did he scream another persons name?"
Sally: "No, he Buckhorn Bellowed. Apparently he was proud of his work."
by Otis Nice August 22, 2018
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Below Me

If repeated outloud several times, it is reminescent of the words "blow me". Comedically used by "Sean Connery" on Celebrity Jeopardy, a skit on the TV show Saturday Night Live.
Alex: "Below me... Below me... I don't get it."
Sean: "Oh I'm sure you do you cannadian ponce."
by Jesus of Nazarath April 15, 2007
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BelowNatural

Teacher:Who is the dev of TDS?
Me:BelowNatural
Teacher:GOOD JOB
by IShipSkephalo August 28, 2021
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Fart Bellows

Fart Bellows is the opposite of a Dutch Oven. Instead of trapping a person under bed covers after releasing noxious gas fumes from one's ass, the flatulist begins pumping and fanning (expanding and contracting) the bedding covers which expels the gas fumes out from underneath the blankets and sheets into the open air in the bedroom. Person's lying in the bed and anyone entering the bedroom after the fact all fall victim to the fart bellows.
After using the "Fart Bellows" method while lying in bed, Billy caused his girlfriend Gertrude to puke all over the night stand and wall.
by E. Barlow November 19, 2014
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