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When someone beats you up so bad that you are bloodied, unable to stand without help, and barely conscious.
Roy: Did you know Cody said you're gonna be getting the shit beat out of you when you show up to practice?

Brice: I think I'll be the one beating the shit out of that fucker!
by Nel the wicked October 26, 2006
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Beat A Friend You Hate Day

On November 28th, it is a day to beat up a friend you hate! and they can't do anything back.
Guy 1: Its Beat A Friend You Hate Day
Guy 2: I'm gonna go beat up my friend I hate!
by categorieslanguages November 27, 2021
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"Jack me off like you beat your own meat!}" is what I tell my {roomie to do to me sometimes.
Hey Matt, Jack me off like you beat your own meat!
by eda-skip November 24, 2021
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Beat you into a bucket of chicken

To open up a can of whoop ass on someone, decapitate them, then cut them into eight pieces of white and dark meat: two breasts, two wings (arms), two thighs, and two legs. The beating continues by coating the person's pieces with seven secret herbs and spices and frying them to an extra, extra crispy texture. The beating concludes by kicking the sizzling, stinking pieces into a six-month old bucket of chicken that's crawling with ants and sharing video of the beating on social media.
You fool, I'm gonna beat you into a bucket of chicken!
by IGKYA53 October 5, 2021
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beat you broke

To beat someone so bad it causes the change in their pocket and the cash in their wallet to fall out, the loss of all their investments and belongings, and to continue pummeling the person to total financial ruin where they owe the total world debt, approximately $190 trillion.
Barney: “Look, I got a two dollar winner”.

Andy: “I’m gonna beat you broke and send you the bill!”
by IGKYA53 May 11, 2020
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beat you to oblivion

To savagely beat someone beyond the mere confines of life and death, to a point where an inter-dimensional portal opens up and, in a blinding maelstrom hot as a supernova, sweeps the carcass of the beaten person up into the atmosphere, breaking all known laws of physics, and leaving no trace of the beaten person behind.
Sapphire: "Get down to the store, we need some groceries."
Kingfish: "Uh, I lost all my money at the racetrack."
Sapphire (grabbing a rolling pin): "I'm gonna beat you to oblivion!"
by IGKYA53 April 22, 2020
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Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR

Don't knock it till you try it.
Try "Beating You With a Frying Pan ASMR" NOW
by I LOVE FRYINGPANS February 18, 2024
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