Beastie Boys 

One of the most influencial rap groups ever, along with Run DMC and Public Enimy. Sadly became hippies and disappeared

Mike D
MCA
Ad-rock

Damn dirty hippies ruining america

Beastie Boys by Beastieboy May 26, 2003

Beastie Boys 

Absolute traitors to Modern Rock Culture.
Only next in line to Linkin' Park

Rocker: So, your telling me your a Rocker...?
Poser: I mean--uh, yeah! See, I download a Linkin' Park song!
Rocker: That's really queer.
Poser: Um, well...I like the Beastie Boys!
Rocker: Now that is just REALLY queer

Beastie Boys by Marcos1779 December 29, 2005

beastie boys 

a rap group with meiocre lyrics but very nice and catchy beats. they dont stay to the sterotypical hip hop of cash,ice,hoes, and cars but their lyrics arent great

the beastie boys are aight

beastie boys by suckmebitch July 21, 2004

Beastie Boys 

a white rap trio that helped popularize hip hop about 20 years ago. About all they got is juvenile, smug, frat-boy humor and immature attitude. Take all that away and you ain't got nothing. Even their first hit, the heavy metal "You've Gotta Fight For Your Right To Party" is stupid and pretty one-dimensional.

The Beastie Boys are three immature boneheads that were panned by the critics in 1987, but now the critics suck the Beasties' dicks like the Beasties tell them to in one of their songs.

Beastie Boys by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 20, 2008

Beastie Boys 

the biggest pile of shit to ever exist on this planet

Guy 1: "The Beastie Boys are awesome"
Guy 2: "You like cocks?"

"Ch-Ch-Check it out"
"Go blow a herd of goats"

Beastie Boys by Diabolic[al] August 19, 2007

Beastie Boys 

The biggest current disgrace to music (and yes, Dashboard Confessional is still around.)

Unexperienced 10-year old: I heard that there was a time when music was good, what happened?

Experienced 20-year old: The Beastie Boys and Dashboard Confessional fucked it up.

Unexperienced 10-year old: Aw, that is so sad, it's just horrible to think that two bands would ruin music the way they did.

Beastie Boys by Silverchair owns August 11, 2006

Breastie Boys 

A former boyband that sang music about porn.
Their biggest hit was Fuck For Your Right.

Ben: Fuck For Your Right was such an epic song.
Gregory: By the Breastie Boys.
Ben: Yeah.

Breastie Boys by gregben February 22, 2022