beastmaster

A man who can harness the power of Ragnarok, and happens to sweat enormously through his felt clothes. He is so manly that he can bend steel with his eyes.

Bojangles, the original Beastmaster tasked with defending the Shire was responsible for the defeat of Thusla Doom.

by Beastmaster January 6, 2004

ultimate beastmaster

A legendary human capable of birthing the nastiest of dumps (by odor, by girth, and by sheer mass).

My god!! Whoever used the restroom before me didn't flush, the odor nearly choked me, and when I tried to flush it, it jammed half way down... Whoever it was, truly he was an ultimate beastmaster.

by Gorblath March 3, 2017

beatmaster

The famous drummer of Close To Home the beatmaster

Justin is the only real beatmaster.

by jdubbbba December 6, 2006

beastmaster

A woman who is heinous.

The girl is a beastmaster.

by Buckie November 4, 2004

Beastmaster

A gentlemen who regularly frequents his bed with beasts, swampdonkeys and leppers

Old kickstart is a proper Beastmaster

by Chris Lomas August 17, 2006

Beastmasteritis

When a movie is played so much on paid cable channels that one gets sick of it. Named in honor of 'The Beastmaster,' which was aired on HBO in lieu of content for many years.

"You want to see 'Casino?'" "No, it's given me Beastmasteritis."

by Zbu May 30, 2013

beastmaster

That stupid thing Tim C. says nonstop, night and day.
It means that you are a retarded person, or a jackass.
An exclamitory remark.

You Beastmaster! Why can't I borrow your eraser?

by David M. June 28, 2004