bearding

v. The act of growing a beard.

Ignorant non-bearded co-worker: "Dude, seriously - what the hell is wrong with your face?"

Cool hip bearded employee: "I'm bearding this month and would appreciate it if you went and pissed up a rope!"

by Dan Manata January 14, 2008

red bearding

Eating your lady friend out on her period

Matt quirin frequently participates in red bearding

by dick bohner December 20, 2010

Muffler bearings

A fictional term that bullies use when they ask questions or give maintance advice to ricers.

There is no such thing as muffler bearings however most guys who know nothing about cars can easily be convinced that it is part of their maintance.

Ricer: Is there anything I need to know before I install my new exhaust system?

Bully: Make sure to grease those muffler bearings before the install (bully laughs under his breath)

by truckguy6 December 15, 2008

Bearding

The act in which two men rub their beards together. This is most commonly done after slaying a ninja.

Matt: Hey, Jon! Did you just slay that ninja?

Jon: Yeah. Want to beard?

Matt:Of course. Bearding always follows slaying a ninja.

by captcrackin September 29, 2011

bearings

the part of a skateboard that makes the wheels spin, instead of having them stick everytime they go around

man i need some new bearings....mine are rusting, that aint good

by Ben Carrion June 30, 2004

Bearding my taint

The area between your vagina and anus burned by your husbands beard stubble while going down on you

I was raw from him bearding my taint with his fucking stubble while he ate me out!!!

by Moodypoodyrudy December 15, 2021

Snow Bearding

The homosexual act of jizzing on another man's beard followed by zig zaging your dick through it.

"I went snow bearding last night and I think there is some Spunk still in here

by Nextode January 26, 2016