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Brotherhood of Beards

Any sized group of bearded men. Refers to the tight knit nature of the bearded lifestyle and their immediate sense of being brothers.
Two bearded gentlemen cross paths on the sidewalk, immediately sense the brotherhood of beards and nod as they pass.
by Bearded Rhino April 16, 2015
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Brown Bear tipper

Someone who takes a shit on a street corner or at a bus shelter or even on a bus cause he just cant be bothered to wait to go toilet.
by AGnumbnuts November 18, 2011
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Let the brown bear out of the cave.

The act of having a bowel movement. The idea being that the anus is synonymous with a dark cave, and the fecal matter being brown, is synonymous with a bear.
I will be in the bathroom for a while, I need to go let the brown bear out of the cave.
by Ninja Medic November 5, 2011
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Does a brown bear shit in the woods?

a more vulgar way to say "Does a chicken have lips?". A sarcastic way to answer a question with a question. You could say "Does a brown bear crap in the woods?" instead. Either way, the other person is supposed to say "yes".
Ricky: Was that Economics 200 exam difficult?

George: Does a brown bear shit in the woods?
by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 8, 2008
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brown bear

When you take a shit on someone's chest and then give them a big bear hug, mushing it all around between you two.
by Bryeen S. April 1, 2008
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Russian Brown Bear

A guy goes down on a girl (performing oral sex on her) while she takes a shit on the toilet. This is the girl version of a blumpkin.
I heard Blanche got a Russian Brown Bear, that dirty slut!
by PaisleyRoseVosberg December 9, 2008
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Brown Bear

Brown Bear, Hawaiian: A male, usually of Hawaiian or other Polynesian descent who's primary activities in the wild consist of:
1) Drinking
2) Smoking crystal methamphetamine
3) Crashing parties
4) Starting fights
5) Throwing rocks
6) Molesting girls

WARNING: The Hawaiian Brown Bear travels in packs of 5 to 30. Should you encounter them in their natural environment it is advisable that you vacate the area immediately unless you outnumber them and are heavily armed. Anything you say to a Haw'n Brown Bear can and probably will be construed as an insult and thus a reason to jump you at the soonest opportunity.
"Were you around when those brown bears attacked the party last night? They broke John's hand and tried to kidnap Susie!"
by ketchupandfries February 9, 2010
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