Bear claw

Smearing shit under the toilet seat, so when someone has to take a piss and lift the seat, they get shit all over their hands. As a result, they lift their hand up towards their face with fingers spread apart and release a huge growl of shock and anger.

Jim’s wife was so pissed after finding out she sat on the toilet seat that he buck-shotted. In her moment of rage, she decided to retaliate with a bear claw.

by Tommy Chips July 13, 2018

Bears Claw

The male version of a cameltoe. Basically the same thing as a moose knuckle.

Damn, that man's bears claw is big.

by budump January 28, 2010

bear claw

When two dudes are giving a chick DP (double penetration) and the guy on top pulls out and blows his load on the bottom dude's yambag. The wrinkled sack with glazing resembles a "bear claw" pastry.

We were banging this hooker and I gave him a bear claw. Bear claaaaaaaaaaaaw.

by suffer247 May 25, 2009

Bear Claw

the implication that when a person eats a bear claw they are in fact a nasty (skanky) ass hoe.

Ellyn: "Ewwwww is Raven eating a BEAR CLAW?"
Karyn: "Duh she's NASTY ass hoe"

by nastyasshoe May 29, 2011

bear claw

Wheny you put four fingers in the pussy and your thumb in the ass hole.

Damn that bitch was surpised when i gave her the bear claw.

by Mike March 27, 2005

Bear Claw

When you run out of lube and have to use feces for masturbation .The look of the fecal matter in your hand and genitalia reminds you of the pastry ..

I was camping for 2 weeks no water no nothing but I needed to cum so I had a bear claw . Im so fascinated with shit that I do bear claws all the time..

by Unkel Kennie May 13, 2014

Bear Claw

The remnants of what is left in the toilet bowl after flushing a large semi solid dump. the streaking pattern is said to resemble the slash of a bear claw.

yo dude..make sure you double flush after eating nachos as you left a mean bear claw in there.

by Bobbie Dooley June 23, 2008