Zach: "Dude, I feel so bad."
Tyler:"Why bro?"
Zach: "Last night Jenny was giving me head and I ended up bear grylling her."
Tyler:"Why bro?"
Zach: "Last night Jenny was giving me head and I ended up bear grylling her."
by shittyshittybangbang13 September 29, 2012
Get the Bear Gryllingmug. by Boardingtodeath January 16, 2012
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. A "Bear Fight" modified with an additional shot, the Saki Bomb. A series of shots taken consecutively consisting of an Irish Car Bomb, a Jager bomb and a Saki Bomb.
The Bear Grylls is named after the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild" who constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations including eating various, wild animals, rodents, insects and drinking his own urine.
The Bear Grylls is named after the host of the Discovery Channel program "Man Vs. Wild" who constantly risks life and limb to demonstrate how to survive in different climates and situations including eating various, wild animals, rodents, insects and drinking his own urine.
by TwoeyXIV March 14, 2009
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. Verb.
To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
To fool people into believing you are doing something amazing and spectacular when you are not. To lie. Taken from the Man vs. Wild show, where Bear Grylls supposedly made rafts and lived out in the wild, when in fact, other people were making the rafts while he slept in a comfy bed.
I used to think the guy in Man vs. Wild was cool, but it turns out he just Bear Gryllsed everybody into thinking he was doing something amazing. I'd rather watch Survivorman...
by oso31 September 28, 2007
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. A total vagina that gets credit for work that he doesn't do. He is the host of Man vs. Wild. Bear walks around places trying to teach people how to survive. He often times goes and sleeps at hotels instead of the harsh environment that he is in. He was caught when a fake bear was used on his show, along with some other fake animals. Bear gets way too much credit. He has professional survivalists helping him along the way, and most of the stunts he does are staged. Many stupid people believe he is the best because they do not realize how much of a fake he really is.
"Dude, I wanna camp, but I don't want to sleep outside."
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
"Well thats ok you vagina, Bear Grylls never sleeps outside! Follow his example and go to a hotel!"
by BranchPillar March 4, 2009
Get the Bear Gryllsmug. After licking my ass for half-an-hour, the last thing I wanted was a kiss, so she gave me a Bear Grylls.
by TheSoloCricket May 16, 2016
Get the Bear Gryllsmug.