having the tatoo "jack" written in green scroll on your penus then shoving beanstalks down your penis for arousal.
by gnarkill69 January 27, 2011
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can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
by jojo548 December 16, 2008
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by SPANKY1113 March 27, 2017
Get the flicking the beanstalk mug.I finished with my partner and asked how he felt. He said it was great, since he didn't use a condom. Awk beanstalk.
by John Smith Indian Emperor November 3, 2011
Get the Awk Beanstalk mug.a.) "Dude, did you see that new kid from Mexico? Felipe?"
"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."
b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"
"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"
c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."
"Yeah man, that kid is a friggin beanstalk for sure."
b.) "You wanna watch the highlights of the Mexican basketball team?"
"Sure. Are they all beanstalks or what?"
c.) "So I was watching The Longest Yard today ... that one dude was a total beanstalk."
by Jam Master Joke May 2, 2010
Get the beanstalk mug.by gayshit726 May 9, 2020
Get the Beanstalk mug.Euphemism for masturbation. Combines a verbal allusion (jacking off) with a classic literary allusion (Jack and the Beanstalk).
Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Variant: "jacking the beanstalk" This variant makes use of the full, proper gerund suffix of ing - making it the preferred usage form in public and at formal gatherings, including at work, holiday and family celebrations, and when talking with grandparents, priests, co-workers, neighbors, and medical professionals such as doctors and nurses.
Ex: I don't know why Eriq doesn't lock his door; this is the 10th time I've walked in on him while he was hunched over the computer jackin' the beanstalk.
Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
Ex. She's out of town, so I've taken matters into my own hands and been jackin' the beanstalk like a shedevil in heat.
by JNinWeHo November 6, 2022
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