Beadle-bend

Scots; seemingly limited to the small town of Strathaven (approx. 25 miles from Glasgow) and used by local neds (see Scots: "Ned")
Having seemingly used reference to the late Jeremy Beadle of TV's "Beadle's About" fame, it is uncertain whether it's use has continued since the late 1990s:

Means to beat up or give a someone a kicking.
Usually used as a threat.

Sometimes abbreviated to "Beadlin'"

Ah'm gonnae pure beadle-bend ya.
You're getting a pure beadlin'

by The great bearded one September 4, 2010

Beadle Nap

A nap when one almost becomes comatose. Can fall asleep under any circumstances for a long period of time, to wake up highly disorientated, forgetting that they've been asleep and requesting "a map of august". The best form of napping, a completely chilled experience. Some have been known whilst in this state to spill a beer all over themselves, and still fail to wake up when vanish is sprayed all over them.

you just had a nap" "no i didn't".. "classic beadle nap

by lovebeadlenapping May 16, 2011

Beadle Punch

A weak right-handed punch given to someone as a form of ridicule. The Beadle Punch is achieved by shaping your hand into a beadle claw, and then used against your opponent in a fast, repetitive manner.

Guy 1 "Did you spill my pint?"

Guy 2 "Yes I did"

Guy 1 "I owe you a Beadle Punch for that you t*@£!"

Guy 2 "Noooo... Not the dreaded Beadle Punch!!!"

by DJ Nibbles November 26, 2006

beadle's handful

An extremely small quantity (originates from the TV presenter Jeremey Beadle, and his hideously deformed hand).

I haven;t got much, man, just a Beadle's Handful.

by WalnutSack April 26, 2006

Beadle Bagging

The Art of "Tea Bagging" using your smaller testicle. Named in honour of Jeremy Beadle (recently deceased chubby prankster)

Sally was all about the Beadle Bagging

by the Beadle bagger March 28, 2009

Beadle's About

A cautionary exclamation usually uttered after breaking wind in order to warn those around you of the imminent smell. Derived from the television show "Watch Out, Beadle's About!" in which chirpy bearded funnyman, Jeremy Beadle, played convoluted pranks on an unsuspecting member of the public.

Crispin: Watch out, everyone, Beadle's about.

Helen: Did a rat die up your arse again,
Crispin, coz THAT STINKS.

Crispin: I did warn ya!


Note: Deviations on the same theme are also possible, eg. simply using the word "Beadle" to denote a flatulent eruption - "Sorry guys, I've just dropped a Beadle"

by Matt April 27, 2004

Michelle Beadle

Very attractive woman who currently hosts Sports Nation on ESPN.

That girl is almost as hot as Michelle Beadle!

by adri0801 December 30, 2009