Bedneedles

When your friend is being an asshole, so you put a small cactus under his/her bed sheet. When he/she go to bed they will lay on the cactus unknowingly and needles will get lodged in his/her back.

He was being a dick so I put some bedneedles under his covers before he went to sleep

by Joshictionary September 18, 2018

bednarsh

One who likes to take it in the ass and down the throat.

I wish my girlfriend was more of a bednarsh!

by EarthShaker January 29, 2008

Bednasium

'Bednasium' A bedroom/place where a person gets their workout during sexual activity.

Person 1: You're in great shape! What gym do you go to?

Person 2: I don't go to the gym, I work out in the bednasium.

by MicBen July 11, 2016

bednarchik

A last name unlike any other. Any Bednarchik is practically a child of G-d. If you ever run into a bednarchik you should bow to them 3 times then kiss their hand.

Hey! Today I just ran into a Bednarchik...It was unbelieveable

by Nevergoingtoreply007 September 26, 2017

Bednan

Cannabis joint

“I can smell bednan”
“Craving a bednan”

by simmy.javile May 30, 2020

Bed 'n' breast fest

An absolute bacchanalian festival of titty. In plain English, an orgy, though it could perhaps also apply to a particularly raucous party. Of course a play on the phrase "Bed 'n' Breakfast".

person 1: were yall up super late partying after i left?
person 2: duuude yes it turned into a total bed 'n' breast fest, you missed out
person 1: dang, hope you squeezed a titty for me

by square_penix May 12, 2022

bednarski

1. Taking a woman/man into your bed and then roaring out loud like a bear while you twist your head from side to side in her crotch.

2. Stealing a sleeping place from an infant.

3. Pervert

1. Jane was kicked in the face by her boyfriend because she bednarskied him and actually caught her braces on his foreskin.

2. The hobo attempted to bednarski the baby, but was foiled by the intruder alarm.

3. After the obnoxious cat-calls, Jane flicked off the bednarski.

by SweatingCrisco February 5, 2010