Altay Bayindir

He's the best goalkeeper in the Turkey.

If you want to score goals, you have to have Tsubasa skills.

What a save, Altay Bayindir...

by Ozilizm May 2, 2021

balend

A word for which no one knows the meaning, speculation on the meaning of this word mounts.

One suggested definition follows:

A genetic throw-back. More commonly of low intellect, a creature with limited vocabulary where the word f**k can transmute and translate into multiple meanings giving the garbled impression of a filth strewn sentence. Has great strength to rival ten men and very aggressive to unknowns; to Balendify: To ridicule those of immense stupidity simply with insults pertaining to parentage; Plural: Balends: A group of idiots, more commonly found on street corners drinking "White Lightning" from the bottle and occasionally mugging old ladies and smashing bus shelters.

E.g. "warlord you f**king balend"

by *Magic* August 29, 2008

Baxendale

A man who stabs in the back and/or sucks his way to the top

A man that can sink a piece of machinery in a body of water

That guy got a promotion. He must have pulled a Baxendale.

You see that dozer in the water. He totally Baxendale’d It.

by Dozerboy April 18, 2019

Balend

Derrived from bellend this term has accuried nurmerous meanings throught its development and has become a common phrase in the English language. The head or end of a penis which has accuried a shape resembling a bell. Also used as a slng term when reffering to a peer. Commonly abbreviated as Bal`

Dude 1: Hey Bal`!

Dude 2: Oh hey man.

Dude 1: Hey did you know that John has a massive Balend?

Dude 2: Dude! Thats awesome!

by T`bal September 24, 2007

e-bayed

Where someone or something belonging to a person has been put up as an item up for sale on eBay.

"Look, Kieron Dyer is on eBay."
"Hey, Joe, someone put your mum on eBay."
"Hey look, you've been e-bayed!"

by Man On The Run May 3, 2008

Willem Barends

Someone who grieves alot, or stealing personal data from someone.

Hey, mr grief hacked my phone!
Yeah, willem barends used to hack my phone too.

by Robin2323 November 12, 2020

Babendreier

one whose male family and himself are known to have large penises that will please any girl for many hours as they thrash and moan with exstacy and delight while being fucked by his massive member

Jordan looks like a real Babendreier

by bigassmofo June 26, 2009