BATW

Acronym for: Boring And Therefore Wrong & Bitter Among The Worst

Boring And Therefore Wrong means in order to remain conscious you had to slap yourself in the face
Bitter Among The Worst so immoral that people who have defecated their conscience will despise you.

Please note this should only be used if both meanings apply to the subject being described.

Which can occur either immediately or in rapid succession.

That definition is entirely BATW I couldn't decide what I wanted to do the most fall asleep, Junk Punch you, or both.

by Percivas May 19, 2016

batwings

Used to describe the act of flashing one's balls, but at the same time stretching one's scrotum to resemble the wings of a bat.

Bianca was in shock and awe as Brock gave her the batwings.

by d.money February 10, 2004

batwing

A batwing is when spikey pulls his ball sack to the side and you can see the veins.

"man spikey's ball sack was wide, like a batwing"

by mercluke January 8, 2009

batwings

The sight of the labia manually spread apart. Usually seen in amateur pornography or gynaecology textbooks.

"The housewife pulled batwings at the camera, revealing her genital herpes."

by anoralsexbitch April 10, 2006

batwing

A painfull heat rash on your inner thighs caused by a combination of heat , sweat and friction . Can sometimes be avoided by a liberal dose of cornstarch . Sometimes Not .

Halfway through my Saturday double shift I was stricken by a fierce Batwing which no amount of cornstarch could abate .

by W.P. May 2, 2005

batwing

when the shit get squished between your ass cheeks it looks like a batwing.

when i forgot to wipe i got a nasty batwing

by sander cole January 15, 2006

batwing shuffle

-noun. A specific clumsy walk, performed by adult males, that is meant to release his sweaty balls from sticking to the inside of his thighs. This behavior is usually observed right after a man steps out of his truck after a long drive.

Oh man, my balls are sweaty today. I wonder if anyone in this shopping center parking lot notices me doing the batwing shuffle. It worked! That feels good.....

by cdarucci July 10, 2011