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Pocket Battleship

1.) Any German warship built between the mid 1920s and late 1930s.

2.) A reference to an extremely squat yet powerfully stacked individual. A short fat person or someone who is wider than they are tall. Can also be an individual who works out excessively so they look too built for their size.
Webbo: Fuck me, did you see that bird walk past then - she was a fridge!
Baggers: yeah, she was a proper pocket battleship.
by Baggers80 August 23, 2010
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you sunk my battleship

What a player yells after getting their ass bombed in the popular 80s boardgame "Battleship."
This was a game with opposing players holding a fleet of ships on a grid. Each turn one player would call out a coordinate to the other player. If there was a hit on a vessel, the player would mark it with a red peg, once the vessel's holes were filled (some had 2, some has as many as 5) the ship was considered destroyed and sunk. This continued unitl one player's fleet was destroyed.
Fun!
The first definition was put in by some dumbass who had never heard of the completely awesome and totally fun fun game Battleship... what a dumbass.
by Not the other dumbass January 21, 2004
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sunk my battleship

"...You sunk my battleship..." is often used as an expression of defeat, or acceptance that the opponent is harder to defend against than percieved to be at first encounter.
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!
Gaytalk moderator: You sunk my battleship!

Gaytalk moderator loses!

Comrade Gumba: all your base...
by Gumba Gumba December 22, 2006
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Redneck Battleship

Any full size American truck with lift kits that raise the truck to annoying heights.
"Did you see that Holly got a new F150?" "Yeah, she put a 36" lift kit on it, its a real Redneck Battleship now"
by MoparMan85 December 15, 2009
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Bathroom Battleship

When 2 friends are in a public bathroom in adjacent stalls taking dumps. Each wipes his ass with toilet paper and then proceeds to toss the soiled toilet paper over the top of the stall into his friend's stall in an attempt to hit his friend with the soiled toilet paper. Similar to the game "Battleship" except you use toilet paper with doo doo on it instead of plastic pegs and a bathroom stall instead of the game board.
Mom: How did you get those doo doo stains on your shirt and in your hair?

Son: Johnny and I played bathroom battleship at the supermarket.
by chork September 9, 2005
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Battleship

A heavily armored ship used in WW1/WW2-era and had over 12-inch Weaponry.

Also- why is this website sex-related and full of perverts?
Fuck the ejaculate on face game.
P1: hey want to go on a tour on Missouri?
P2: Fuck yeah!
P3: I'm in for sure!

Battleship
by Gomazi the robot May 6, 2022
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sinking a battleship

to drop one, or to make an excretion
It smells in there! What were you doing? Sinking a battleship?
by hewhospoopsnot June 29, 2006
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