Battledick

An argument or conflict between two subjects in which one attempts to demonstrate superiority over the other.

He wanted to play battledick but I cited the the 1st Amendment and got the case thrown out.

by MKgetsweird April 20, 2010

Butthefuck

The combination of being average looking and having a bad attitude. Emphasis on the attitude portion.

Guy: Isn't my girl hot?
Friend: Bro she's butthefuck!

by Ruby Cumsille August 4, 2018

battleneck

Noun
1. A person or process clogging a flow of work who/which refuses to change, therefore becoming a bottleneck which one needs to battle through to achieve a desired outcome.

The employee who processes my requests for access to this area is a battleneck in my ability to provide service for my customers.

by whybenormal October 24, 2023

Battlejacks

Any sporting event where there is a tie must result in a tie breaker called battlejacks. Two opponents sit indian style across from each other and will jack each other off. Loser is who ejaculates first.

Chris and Mark tied in golf resulting in the first battlejacks match in history. The match between Mark and Chris was back and forth. Ultimately Mark retained the belt after Chris exploded. Chris later won the world championship training vigorously and retained his title for many years.

by Agnothin April 24, 2024

beetlefucker

why the fuck did you look this up?

Person A: Hey, are you a beetlefucker?
Person B: How the fuck did you get in my house

by SuperSigma69 May 4, 2024