Norma-Bating

When your boyfriends mother is so controlling she terrorizes his girlfriends until they give up and leave him.

‘She’s Norma-Bating me to get me to break up with him.’

Her belittling and meddling are classic examples of Norma-Bating a potential future daughter-in-law.

by GambitSGH July 30, 2018

gooning and bating

Pulling the padge fiercly at the gig

Twirlina: Gurl where’s ms thing?
Samantha: gooning and bating, Gurl, gooning and bating

by Squirtgirl_69 September 4, 2023

klint bating

The act of masturbating for 3 or more hours; tears are usually involved and function as lubrication. Often, the klint bater will scream during the act about how he doesn't have any money and how his friends are mean to him.

Josh: Hey Elijah, were you having an orgy in your room for four hours last night?

Elijah: No, I was just furiously Klint bating.

by Chancellor Girt Beefrobe December 16, 2008

nostril-bating

nostril-bating . The act of deliberately stimulating cilia in the nostril cavity with a foriegn object, irritating nerve endings that signal the body to release histamine to that area of the nasal cavity triggering the involuntary ‘sneeze’ response, with the goal of achieving nasal orgasm(s).

nostril-bating is the purest form of self gratification and should never be looked upon as gross and icky

by Roco Cashew November 14, 2007

bohm bating

jerking off in bed with someone

at a party get in bed with two girls bohm bating

by tysonkia bohmer April 27, 2011

Snorkel-Bating

The act of putting on a snorkel and watching yourself masturbate underwater

I totally caught Steve Snorkel-Bating in the community pool

by Big Lurch 75 January 27, 2011

Gang-bating

When three or more persons partake in the act of stroking their own sticks or flogging their own dolphins in a group until their jimmy's jiz.

When Tom and Dick were masturbating they felt lonely so they invited Harry and they all gang-bated. Pretty soon every Tom, Dick and Harry were gang-bating.

by Rocky Hollon May 13, 2005