bayface

The most perfect female face.

Although exceptionally rare, this ineffable angel would have;

Alluring almond eyes flawlessly adorned w an impeccable mole.

A Brilliantly shimmering smile, hardly contained by luscious lips ambrosial in taste.

Elaborately framed within her wispy bangs, this mosaic labyrinthine of flawlessness effortlessly consummates… the acclaimed "Bayface".

Within that moment God bestowed her Bayface upon me, the words Purity, and Completeness were known.

by -whoelse- May 14, 2019

Batfacing

Batfacing is a facial expression of someone who finds something so funny and/or outrageous that they can’t stop laughing. In some cases the person may not even be able to laugh audibly and results in a silent shrugging of the shoulders and accompanied by tears welling up in the eyes.

Joe: “Did you hear the joke David said during class?”
John: “Yeah man, it was so good I was batfacing.”

by Cholohackett March 16, 2022

Bagface

To Skeet on a Female`s face and cover it with a bag.

While a female is giving a man oral sex right as he ejaculates on her face he quickley Bagfaces her...

by Gregory M October 30, 2007

batfaced

wasted, drunk, or stoned

i' got batfaced on friday after drinking 20 pints

by will February 24, 2004

bagface

a girl who has an ugly face, but has a nice body. it refers to if you were going out with her, you would put a bag over her head so people could just see her nice body but not her not-so-nice face.

Guy: dude, chelsea is such a bagface.
Other Guy: totally.
Girl: what does that mean?

by ballerking April 11, 2007

Butface

When their face looks like a ass u dumbfuck

Bill: butface
Trump:*dies*

by Youmummy June 2, 2018

Botface megee

Someone who does something extremely stupid and is more than just a Botface. The “ultimate Botface.”

Paul you can’t hit 450, you Botface megee.

by Thereheis April 10, 2021