Bartender

People that end people named Bart

Bart: Yo that bartender is hella cute!
Me: Watch out Bart he's come to end you!
Bart: *dies*

by Deelioaddooliadoo April 28, 2020

bartenders elbow

A fake condition affecting bartenders passing drinks causing muscle atrophy created by Tom Scott and a game of drawing and vocal telephone with other animation youtubers

My friend worked at a bar for 3 months and passed so many beers that he got a bad case of bartenders elbow and had to rest for a week

by asxdghjkl January 7, 2021

Captain Barden

While having sexual intercourse, the Captain Barden is a modified version of doggystyle. When hitting it from the back, you have the left knee on the bed and the right foot on the bed with the right leg cocked out, like you are kneeling on one leg. The right hand goes on your hip and your left hand goes on her left shoulder. The purpose of the left hand on her shoulder is to maximize penetration by bringing her body into you.

Popularized by my boy DJ XLent.

Me: Yo I hit that shit doggystyle last night.
Jeff: Nah man this is what you gotta do, right leg out, right hand on the hip, left hand on the shoulder and just smash on that bitch all day.
Me: Good call. I gotta hit that shit Captain Barden tomorrow night.

by KDog88 October 30, 2008

barfer

One who regurgitates ,pukes...from the gut/stomach.Usually caused by excess alcohol or by swallowing abstract fluid.

I think she is a big barfer.....

by Big Papa DD May 26, 2018

ninja bartender

A supreme master of the alcoholic beverage so much so that it becomes a way of life.Someone as stealthy, quick and skillful as he could easily kill u in seconds but instead dedicates his life to getting u wasted.With his flawless recipes and extreme mastery of presentation his drinks may lead to a blissful state of enlightenment.By the time u come to the realization that your bartender may be a ninja bartender its too late.For you are plastered beyond comprehensible belief.

A ninja bartender never reveals their secrets
But always excepts tips

by J-Ody Du-Wright November 15, 2011

Bartender’s Pie

When someone gets drunk and goes down on a smelly pussy, the smell is so bad they projectile vomit into the vagina. The woman than farts out the vomit back onto them.

It was 100 degrees last night and no AC. I heard Charlie had one to many and got served a Bartender’s Pie straight from Erin’s savory thunder thighs, nice!

by SploogeBobSquarePants October 3, 2019

black bartender

Often refers to the bartender in red suspenders shown in Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" video. The bartender is known for his fine dancing and even finer glass cleaning skills. Also known for looking a lot like Barack Obama.

Oh man, dude, I got Rick Rolled yesterday and I still have no idea why at 2:07 into the song a black man jumps onto a fence. I also have no idea why people would hire the black bartender who dances while cleaning. He has mad moves.

by Dr.Rob Jones May 4, 2008