Bard

When saying "my bad", insterting bard rather than bad is a nice twist that is not expected. Or you could just not be a fuck up and never be at fault to have to say "my bad".

Damn, I want to split that bitches' oak. Oh my bard man, i didn't realize that was your mom.

by Pedro December 4, 2003

Bard

Another term for mate used in the south west of England.

Wasson bard how is it

by Bowlster July 27, 2019

Bard

A young man who stays at home all day and plays PS2. "Brad is Bard" B-rad!
Bradley = Bardley

Brad is a bard, because he is bard.
Bahhh!
Ahhhh!
Tuoch your shoulder then throw hand to a 90degree angle, palm facing up, hitting someone in the arm, while saying "BAHHH".

by Bardley October 24, 2003

Bard

One who plays bass and has one extremely awesome baby toe.

"Viva la Bard"

"Bard is B-rad!"

by Heidi April 12, 2004

bard

From the Gaelic "bàrd". A poet, musician, and entertainer. Also called a "minstrel" in some circles. Known through Latin as a "troubadour".

Strumming his lute, the bard sang of a tragic hero's love for a fair maiden, inciting fawning from the ladies of the court.

by Lorelili April 1, 2005

bard

when you're so bored, and you're bored of saying bored, that you're bard.

Sean: im bard
Brad: im bard too
Sean: im brad the bard.

by rgx2richez April 9, 2020

bard

an ultraliberal, hippie dippie college in Annandale New York. Immoralized by Walter Becker of Steely Dan Fame who cursed the college in his song "My old school"

You're gonna live in a commune and make beaded belts? What, Couldnt get into Bard?

by Connecticutdoc June 20, 2009