Banker Cat

when you go to the bank to get a loan and the one banker that always denys your loan.

Mark: Hey john did you end up getting that home loan?
John: No man i ended up dealing with the banker cat
Mark: OH man. banker cat, does not approve your loan

by Kr34m3r67 June 3, 2010

Banker Rich

used to describe those living ostentatiously yet in massive deb

“What can I say? I live banker rich,” explains Corey Kavanaugh, a 22 year out of work Best Buy employee as he watches a 120” LCD HDTV in his mother’s basement

by leveraged so February 27, 2009

Banker's bonus

British slang term for any 7-figure sum. Not to be confused with an "MP's expense account", which is any 5-figure sum.

I say old chap, have you seen how much the British Government is pledging to the Haitian earthquake relief? £6M - why, that's practically a banker's bonus.

by dvae the hat January 19, 2010

banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

banker's family

( to the best of my knowledge, this is a SLANG TERM used to describe a family with ONE son and ONE daughter )

I suppose it refers to this "set" of kids as being the IDEAL...

I've never found any OFFICIAL ( book or internet dictionary ) definition...

Do the people of "Urban Dictionary" ever research NEW and/or ODD bits of language like this?

The banker's family walked along the beach, wondering why it needed to be used in a sentence...

by Mike Mike Mike RRR 111 October 21, 2006

Banker Flow

Long, well-cut, slicked back hair often seen on the heads of those in various money managing fields. This hair style is very often used in the movie business when depicting a banker.

"Banker" derives from the term used to describe the profession of all persons in the money management field, "Flow" deriving from the term for hair most commonly associated with hockey players.

#1: "You're hair is getting pretty long there."
#2: "I know. Almost Banker Flow status."

Matt Bomer (in White Collar), Jon Hamm (in Mad Men), Michael Douglas (in Wall Street (1987)), and just about every character in 'Margin Call'.

by 90sBanker March 6, 2012

banker-loser

Meaning someone (i.e. a banker) with a really normal life, usually boring.

"How was the guy you went out last night with?"
"He was totally boring, a banker-loser kind of guy."

by Powerayj January 6, 2010