banker's hammock

Created by the tight sweaty stretch of an expensive tailored shirt across a senior banker's sagging belly, providing support to his ageing mass of pale champagne swilling, steak gorging, wine tasting, late night lap-dancing, zero exercise midriff flab. A testament to his lavish lifestyle, his banker's hammock will often be luxuriously paraded around the office, framed between a pair of red braces and will commonly be placed ceremoniously upon his desk as a symbol of his ego and self-importance.

As in: "Look at that fat cat's enormous banker's hammock! He must be a proper big cheese!"

Or: "I better hit the gym - I'm starting to get a banker's hammock and I'm still an analyst!"

Or: "I can smell that man's banker's hammock from here."

by Horndog42 August 5, 2010

rough as a badger's arse

Adjective: Very rough, either literally, as in an unshaven gentleman's chin or figuratively as in uncivilised or things or behaviour.

"The people who moved in next door have parked their tarmac wagon across our drive again and stolen all the apples off our tree."
"Good gracious, they're as rough as a badger's arse."

by McCririck's unlucky Laundress October 2, 2005

banker's family

( to the best of my knowledge, this is a SLANG TERM used to describe a family with ONE son and ONE daughter )

I suppose it refers to this "set" of kids as being the IDEAL...

I've never found any OFFICIAL ( book or internet dictionary ) definition...

Do the people of "Urban Dictionary" ever research NEW and/or ODD bits of language like this?

The banker's family walked along the beach, wondering why it needed to be used in a sentence...

by Mike Mike Mike RRR 111 October 21, 2006

Banker's Bulge

When a man gets an erection after sitting down for a prolonged period of time and has had no mental or physical arousal whatsoever. Named for how bankers do a lot of sitting.

I'm just waiting for the Banker's Bulge to go down. It's quite embarrassing.

by David Daunt September 8, 2016

Banker's Dozen

The opposite of a Baker's Dozen where the customer receives 13 of a product for the price of 12; in a Banker's Dozen the customer receives 11 of the product for the price of 12

Hector was surprised to find only 11 glasses in his gift of 12 glasses that he received from the bank. Later, Hector learned that the Bank offers a Banker's Dozen in their gifts and products, in which they steal one item.

by KingOfTheStreets35 May 10, 2010

banker's club

#1 alcoholic beverage in highschool. Obtained in water bottles.

oj jake balls: dude can i get a water bottle of banker's club before i go surfing im tryin to fit in...

2o minutes later... passed out

by ojmichaelballs December 7, 2011

Badger's Den

Slang reffering to the set of a pornographic film featuring midgets.

"...when his partially eaten body was discovered in a badger's den..."

by Dexter_Rex September 20, 2011