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Bangalore Suprise

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A cobra in a basket sent as a warning and/or method of assanination. To place a venemous snake in a box and send it to a unwitting victim.
While eatin his curry crisps, the young Satin Slipper was bit by a cobra when he unknowingly opened a Bangalore Suprise. In the movie Kill Bill, Bill's brother dies as a result of a Bangalore Suprise. Because the market owner raised his daily rent, the young snake charmer sent the boss's home a Bangalore Suprise.
by Lefty John March 8, 2010
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bangalore monkey butler

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an ancient sexual jigsaw, originating in Bangalore, India. Features 27 varieties of penetration by and into 7 body parts. Tradional accessories include a passion fruit filled with petroleum jelly, lime skin finger puppets and one tiny fez hat.
A: That girl the other night was crazy, pulled a bangalore monkey butler on me!

B: Whoah!

A: Bad times tho, got the kashmir rasmir.

B: These things happen.
by rardcore April 30, 2010
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Bangalore is a city in India.

Bangalored refers to people who have been laid off from a multinational because their job has been moved to India.

Bangalore is cited in particular because of its reputation in the USA as a high-tech city.

It may not be entirely correct for dictionaries to verbalise outsourcing to India as Bangalored! India’s other cities Delhi, Chennai, Mumbai also attracting call centres ... the Americans could perhaps also talk in terms of their jobs being “Delhi-ted” "Chennaied" "Mumbaied"
American IT sectors are in the process of being Bangalored.
by Ben Israel March 3, 2009
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Bangalore

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An apex legends character. People who play this character are try hards that try to copy the pros. Has a smokescreen that usually is used improperly and hinders the rest of the team. Many will use her airstrike incorrectly and deal absolutely zero damage to the enemies and hurts herself instead sometimes. Just don't play this character.
I'm playing Bangalore to feel like I'm doing good at the game.
by Neoz0 March 15, 2019
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Bangalobe

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Bangalobe is a tiktoker, the best creator, my twin, my soulmate, my love, a human, banglobe is maya, bangalobe is life, bangalobe is everything.
Hey look! its that sexy tiktoker named bangalobe!
by Denjiapologist February 12, 2021
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Bangalore Helpdesk

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A help or support desk located offshore in India, consisting of ordinary people provided a manual for providing fixes, but have no knowledge otherwise. An offshore support line where ordinary non-skilled workers read off a script to provide support.
Hambali used create sabrys, now he works the Bangalore Helpdesk. I called the Bangalore Helpdesk, and they told me to do the needful and reboot my computer. Satin Slipper used to work on the Bangalore Helpdesk, but he used to send too many needful rocket when he was frustrated.
by Lefty John March 8, 2010
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A species of big, bulky men that come from the planet Bungalitus. Their quest is money, women, or an Ashooburger.
The Bungalore are not to be messed with.
by Almighty Ashoopapa January 23, 2017
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