Texan Bandaid

This frickin' seat cover keeps ripping further. Time for a Texan Bandaid.

Dude, this hangnail is killing me. "Put a Texan Bandage on it."
by Battle Chief January 23, 2015
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bandaid girlfriend

When a guy gets a girl friend for the sake of it because they think it will change there behaviour
"I can't control my own shit I need help settling down." "I need a bandaid girlfriend"
by Dane Tito March 10, 2015
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Sprinkling the bandaid

This is a term coined from the world of blunt rolling. It is only applied however when you have a blunt that has a leaf attached. After you roll the blunt you put a layer of weed on top of the leaf then wrap it around the blunt. The term bandaid comes as a nickname for the leaf.
Yo why is he wasting weed?
He's not man he's just sprinkling the bandaid
by C-Beezy-618 October 01, 2010
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wet bandaid

When a person is annoying and purposely not useful or helpful in any way... your bandaid gets wet and it won't stay where you need it so you have to adjust it constantly.
That jerk is just about as useful as a wet bandaid.
by Robbyn A July 28, 2023
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wet bandaid

A wet bandaid is annoying and almost completelyuseless. You have to constantly adjust it until you give up and throw it out.
Dude you are about as useful as a wet bandaid.
by Robbyn A July 27, 2023
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Black bandaid

A compromise made to appease the black people in a group. Like a regular bandaid, a black bandaid only works for short period of time before falling off.
"We were forced to apply a black bandaid to avoid getting into a fight with Tyrone" said John after finishing a piece of fried chicken.
by Agent Lonewolf October 07, 2015
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Bandaid burn

When you leave your bandaid on for too long, and get the black sticky stuff stuck to your skin, leaving the shape of a bandaid behind.
Awe man! I left my bandaid on for too long and now I have a bandaid burn! This stuff is gonna be stuck on my foot for so long!
by Tat Chan September 02, 2019
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