bullshittary

it’s like bullshit but better

This is some real bullshittary!

by annefrankfromthegulag January 7, 2021

Bullshitted

1) To make something up
2)To pull facts, sentences, and other such things out of your ass

1) Dude, I totally bullshitted that essay last night.
2) Man, I bullshitted that free response question.

by MonsterA May 12, 2010

Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.

Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.

by R.J.H December 26, 2009

Billshutters

Politicians who make promises in manifestos they can’t keep but know it’s a vote winner

Those Billshutters promised not to do that and surprise surprise, they have done that! They just wanted our vote

by Billshutters May 8, 2021

Bullshittenfreude

When you do bullshit but it's so bullshit that you feel bad.

What a load of Bullshittenfreude!

by BleEthan July 11, 2022

batshittery

the questionable mental faculties of people that for whatever reason, act as if they are completely insane. A derivative of the term "batshit crazy" More often referring to females than males

Hey Pa, we found Grandma in the barn naked trying to milk a sheep, this batshittery is getting out of hand

by estebanthegman April 8, 2011

Bullshitter

Some one who just talks the biggest load of crap ever. They just won't fucking shut up!

Paul: Oh yeah i know, i can complete Halo without firing a single bullet on Legendary!!11!!

Mate: Yeah, Yeah, BULLSHIT!

by The Mate May 17, 2005