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Drive by ballooning

While leaving after sex, you slap the girl in the face with the used condom.
Bro rachel was so pissed last night, especially after the drive by ballooning.
by BOOGOTTEA April 22, 2023
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Ballooning

When a person usually a homosexual blows air into an uncircumcised man's penis, enlarging the foreskin to resemble a balloon. Usually an act of foreplay.
Hey, did you hear that corey "Ballooned" brad last night! Yeah, I heard that they were "Ballooning" each other all night
by Biggietalls April 30, 2010
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Ballooning

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.
What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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water ballooning

A sexual act involving 3 people, at least 2 of whom are men, in which one person's mouth and anus are simultaneously penetrated by a penis which then fills each cavity with urine.
- Dude, we should totally go water ballooning tonight!
- Honey, thanks for that romantic dinner -- now let's get a third so you can water balloon me!
- Oy, what a night! I got hella water ballooned and am totally wrecked today.
by m.a.t.t.y. October 8, 2008
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Ballooning

The act of burping into a girl's vag while proforming oral sex. Her uterous then expands to an enormous size causing her great pain. This often happens when the male has eaten KFC causing him to increase his burping frequency.
"Fuck, my boyfriend gave me a hard core ballooning and it hurt like no other."

What were you doing the other day, Curtis? "Oh I was just ballooning some whore."
by Curtis and Matt December 12, 2010
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Ballooning

When fingering a girl, the girl may make a noise of a deflating balloon. It is often caused by hardcore finger action.
What happened between you and Chloe?" "I fingered her so hard she started ballooning" "Nice
by Josh Smileey November 1, 2010
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ballooning

One of the most fun things to do in the entire world. An act that consists of a large shopping bag full of water balloons, skilled throwers, and a patient driver. The people drive around looking for innocent pedestrians, and they launch water balloons at them. This is very fun (especially if you know your victim), but extremely hard to get good at.
Variations of this activity include a game, where you score points!

1 point for a snipe. (a hit anywhere that gets them)
2 points for a direct hit. (an awesome shot that nails them.
5 points for a head shot. (rare but rewarding)
Dude #1: "Yo guys, let's go ballooning, I think my brother and his friends are walking home from school."

Dude #2: "Hell yeah, I'll snipe them, so bad they will look like they jsut got out of a wimming pool."
by Dan May 23, 2005
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