Baker

A short person with homosexual tendencies. Is commonly mistaken for an oompa loompa.

That guy looks to be a baker. He is actually shorter than his shorts.

by me123454321 January 13, 2009

Baker

a person who smokes weed.get it? you know, like to go get baked, or toasted

that dude is one cool baker...i wonder if he will bake with me?

by sheaspeck May 14, 2005

Baker

Someone who takes gas station hot dogs from the rollers without ever offering to pay for them. This person is usually overwieght without knowing it even though it's painfully obvious to others.

Noun: That guy is a real BAKER, look at him over there staring at the roller grill.

by oscarmeyerweinertheif December 7, 2010

Baker

douchebag that has a reciding hairline and has a small penis

This dude is a Baker!

by XXXthemanXXX April 22, 2010

Baker

A individual who is in terrible shape. Bakers are overweight and have rashes all over their body. Their eye region is covered with flaky dry of dead skin. They do no enjoy showers or hair cuts. Because of this they have some serious stink and hair that is usually down to their shoulders. They never wash their hair and after a few days bugs and chewed peices of gum find their way into the forest of fur.

Uh oh hear comes a baker

by Joseph Parie March 4, 2009

Baker

A stalker who uses his disgusting, dandruff filled cooking to get into their victim's home. Once the victim has eaten their cooking, which they have dosed with sleeping pills, they are free to "touch" in any way they pleasure.

Tell your girlfriend to watch out, i heard that guy is a Baker

by Logan Hira March 5, 2009

Bakered

Well known for his stupidity and glorious fuckups; the term "Bakered" was created after the infamous Corey Baker. This term is slang forscrewed up, or fucked up.

Terrell Owens schooled the corner on a double move, Owens then Bakered the catch.

by 13B-MSP June 8, 2010