bag of dicks

N. A bag--can be paper or plastic (or even a burlap sack)--filled with various shapes, sizes, and colors of disembodied/severed penises; commonly used to describe an unattractive situation or proposition

person A: Did you get married yet?

person B: No. My fiancee ran off with my best friend.

person A: That's a bag of dicks.

by Rossi 46 February 12, 2009

bag of dicks

When a guy is being a complete asshole

John is being such a big bag of dicks tonight!

by chriss91 June 1, 2015

A bag of dicks

a term you use when something sucks in your life!!!

"Man this sucks a bag of dicks!!!!"

by gina07 August 14, 2007

bag of dicks

A man who is such a dick, he isn't just a dick, he is a bag of dicks.

Troy is a selfish fucking fat bag of dicks.

by AlohaTaco November 23, 2016

Bag of Dicks

A sack or parcel full of the male reproductive organs. Known to be extremely GAY.

Hey Keith, suck a bag of dicks!

by derpinferp October 11, 2011

Bag of Dicks

A hysterical anonymous prank you can send from the company Ship Your Enemies Glitter (shipyourenemiesglitter.com) to someone you love or hate.

I tripled the dicks in the Bag Of Dicks I sent to my ex boyfriend for blowing Steve.

by RustyDoggers September 8, 2023

Bags of Dick

When a bunch of your friends are pissing you off, you may wish to suggest that they consume bags of dick.

My friend Josh from Van City was being a grammar Nazi, suggesting that my poetry was not up to snuff. As a Master of the English language, I took his suggestion under advisement and promptly told him he should eat many bags of dick.

by 1truegugger January 20, 2015