Not being able to get anything else done while cooking bacon, as one has to keep running in the kitchen or over to the pan to check and see if it needs turned over, or is about done. Invariably, if one doesn't run check the bacon, it will burn up in about 30 seconds!
I was trying to was dishes and cook bacon at the same time. While baconsitting, I couldn't get anything done. I had to keep looking at the bacon, and adjusting it, and then running over and washing about three dishes, and running back. Then the phone rang, and the bacon immediately burnt while I was saying, "Hello."
by mageepet March 24, 2011
Get the baconsit mug.When a man usually of east Indian or Asian decent is not circumcised and his foreskin does not pull back, it is stuck over the head of the penis because his stupid father never taught him to pull his skin back and clean his cheesy front - leaving his penis to resemble an anteater's snout. These men often contract candida (yeast) infections. Not only does backskin look disgusting but it smells worse than a fish cannery.
a: Hey how was your date last night?
b: Omg girl, he was a backskin bandit! Disgusting! Who would ever in their right mind give that man a blowjob? Sour!
a: Omg backskin is the worst.
b: Yeah and his dick was so small his backskin was like a category 5 heavy dangler!
a: EWW!
b: Omg girl, he was a backskin bandit! Disgusting! Who would ever in their right mind give that man a blowjob? Sour!
a: Omg backskin is the worst.
b: Yeah and his dick was so small his backskin was like a category 5 heavy dangler!
a: EWW!
by Lady88 August 6, 2017
Get the backskin mug.Related Words
Baconskins • baconking • The Baconking Button • Baconing • baconizing • bazonski • bonskinny • backskin • baconkissed • baconship
Laughs at everything. Not sexy at all. Baconsizle is a good friend. Goes with a female but has no balls at all.
by Spaceduck88 January 5, 2018
Get the Baconsizle mug.Baconizing is a term used to describe the process of the process of turning someone else into bacon and lard by means of over feeding them, or encouraging them to overeat.
Him: I’ll buy you some large fries with my ice cream.
Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight
Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.
Me: I don’t want fries I’m full. And I’m trying to lose weight
Him: (hands me the fries)
Me: nooooo I can’t resist them, they’re so tasty. You’re trying to sabotage my weight loss by baconizing me.
by Chadison Jawthorn August 21, 2020
Get the Baconizing mug.The act of driving to a parking lot, dialing 911 on a burner phone, and attempting to masturbate and finish before police arrive.
Todd was fake baconing, trying to bust a thrill nut last week and he caught a charge for indecent exposure. He's looking at a third strike situation since he had a firearm and blow in the car with him. I don't know what to tell his family, man. His daughter's third birthday is next week. That kid doesn't stand a chance.
by Oh, hayyyy November 27, 2022
Get the Fake Baconing mug.baconson: loves bacon
BAAAAACOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BAAAAACOOOOOON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by dhusagpfghwiufhufufhydh February 28, 2018
Get the baconson mug.A arg tiktoker who was doxed for being a arg and has stopped the document until further notice the accounts videos are all gone and until a few months ago the creator was posting on Instagram and then also is taking a break from that till then she is still posting on the bonskinny Instagram but not the tiktok account
by Meow..meow..b November 14, 2020
Get the bonskinny mug.