messy backyard

A hairy, unkempt or otherwise disgusting asshole, or peri asshole region. May involve shart residua, clingons, etc.

As Chachi knelt down to probe Sven's winking one eye, he was confronted by a dense thicket of hair and other unsavory items. Chachi urged Sven to scorch the earth of his messy backyard.

by Harold Balsagna October 23, 2006

cardigan backyardigan

The real full name of the rapper "Cardi B". She has made such classics like Bodak Yellow.

Guy 1: "Hey guys have you heard the new cardigan backyardigan song yet?"
Guy 2: "Sadly, i haven't, but i bet its awesome!

by Gravixx September 3, 2018

BACKYARD BOOGIE

dirt weed,regualar ass weed,bush,reggie miller,

"that backyard boogie will have ya knock tha fuck out"

by lunaticloco January 2, 2008

backyard pool

to cum in a girls ass;To cum a large load of cum into a girls badonkadonk

damn girl. I wanna put a pool in your backyard:
I dumped a load in her backyard pool

by manofmydreams September 20, 2012

Backyard Coal Mining

An act when a person digs into another person's rectum and picks out clumps of fecal matter.

Trent went backyard coal mining with Jimmy an hour ago, I haven't seen them since.

by The Gay Mankini November 21, 2018

Backyard burgers

A damn good fast food that SHOULdVE NEVER been shut down, atleast over here in the states part of the states

BACKYARD BURGERS WAS THE BEST

from the perfect fries shape to the burgers, backyard burgers was CHILDHOOD GOALS

backyard burgers > raisin canes and any other fast food bs nowadays

by SoBsubsidiary> August 24, 2022

San Benito backyard bare down

When the use of a pot is necessary to take a shit at work.

While steve was taking an hour long shower, brad had an El Greazy shit brewing. Not able to take it any longer he took the biggest pot he could find and sat down in the backyard. Steve went out to find brad and heard him yelling San benito backyard bare down!

by Titrsbco June 13, 2011