babysitting

Where your girlfriend tells you she's going when she's really going to another guys house to fuck

Girlfriend: "Hey Josh I'll be babysitting for this lady Friday and Saturday night, all night too."
Josh: "Can i come and see you"
Girlfriend: "No. Absolutely not. The lady doesn't want anyone else over, not even to come out front and say hi."

by MacBeast May 30, 2007

babysitting

Time people spend at other people's houses chasing after their runny nosed bratty kidz while they are out having a good time. Your also expected to feed, entertain, play with, tell lies to, and read bedtime stories to their demon children. But it is a lucrative business and easy to get into.

GIRL1-I'm babysitting
GIRL2-haha have fun with that...
GIRL1-well, at least I'll be able to buy some pot next weekend!

by ily4 April 15, 2008

d'babystank

To announce that an infant has filled his diaper with some awfully foul smelling poop.

"Hey Cheryl, what up wit' Ikeem, he got some serious d'babystank, yo!

by Frootilicious January 22, 2008

babysitting a text

When you send someone a text (usually a risky one) and you have to keep checking if they replied yet.

I was babysitting a text a sent to Jennifer all last night. I told her I loved her but she never replied.

by Pussydestoyer6969 October 19, 2015

Babyskins

Pronounced Baby-skins, a babyskins is a super hot chick that if given the opportunity you would bone. And by bone, I mean fuck.

A: "Damn, you see that babyskins over there?"
B: "Dude this place is filled with babyskins!"
A:"Fuck yes!"

by CCKOZ100 November 19, 2011

Babysplaining

Less mature than boysplaining which, in turn, is a less mature version of mansplaining. This is as low as it gets.

I tried to ask him a question but he started babysplaining so I gave up.

by Lololololol Will October 20, 2017

babysantana

fine ass boy who makes music, he made antisocial and did i mention hes fine asf?

Did babysantana drop?

by kalifornialove October 6, 2021